Andrew Tse

Name Andrew
Age 18
Occupation QM Student, part-time cab driver
Martial Art Wu Shu
Nicknames DJ/BJ loud, Hwa, Lau, stupid Lau, Hongky
Likes Pink Long Johns, Lying, Making crap plans, Wai Ying, Overrating girls, Moaning, falling over, sticking his chest out, being thrown all over the place, Minh, Joe, The Poon family, Miyako, Saiko, Chikako, Kelly, Taxis, Strip clubs, plump Kristine, onions
Dislikes Underrating girls, alcohol, two minute explosions, Bank

 

Andrew is a top class fool. He idolises somebody called Billy and climbs windows and ladders on a regular basis just to see him. It was in this period that he donned a pair of pink long Johns to relieve his gender related tension.

He moans constantly but yet also overrates girls. He has generously awarded 90% and 94% ratings to two Japanese girls.

When threatened, Andrew will instinctively stick his chest out to scare off predators. If this doesn't work he will use a windmill-style punch to attack his enemies. If this still doesn't work, he will allow his opponents to throw him around like a rag doll, hoping against all odds that his play dead act will work.

Tse is a keen but poor footballer. He has an annoying habit of falling over for no reason. This happens even when he is without the ball.

TBC

A lame photo gallery can be found behind this repulsive face

 

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