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Ralph Wiggum
Ralph is the son of Chief Wiggum, and suffers from naivety and a frighteningly puny voice. In one episode, Bart and Milhouse are racing an apple and an orange and are cheering 'go apple' and 'go orange'. Ralph rummages through his pack lunched and throws down a banana, shouting 'go banana' in his meek little voice. Classic.
In fact, if you click on the title/phrase below that most accurately describes me, it will take you to a page of Homer quotes.
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