| Celebrity Lum Shelter |
| Celebrity lum shelter returns with one of Britains finest scientists. Despite many believing that Stephen is only the amusing public face of an able bodied group of evil scientists, he has become the only well known disabled person on telly. Perhaps only less well known than Christopher Reeve, but his disability is due to a kryptonite wheelchair and he�s not a scientist� I have devoted my life to discovering half-baked theories about the universe and the fabric of time. Some people might think this is a piss-easy job. Well I challenge them to write 500 pages about anything using only a rod attached to their head to type with. Anyway. I�m sure now you can imagine just how difficult that is. I look forward to a good lum after attending seminars. The piss-ups afterwards are where I become the predator. The ladies are powerless to resist as I flirt with them in my �speak and spell� voice and dangerously hang a Regal filter from my bottom lip. I�ve fired in to many a tart in this way and the stubbiness of the Regality seems to soak them up good and proper. My scientifically enhanced dobber slides up a treat. The health issues surrounding fags does not concern me as I wish I was dead. Cheerio! |
| Stephen Hawkins |
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