Name: Mimi
Age: around 2 years old
Breed: ummm...orange medium-hair something... i really dunno
Hobbies: sleeping
Additional Information:
To clarify any misunderstanding, this page was dedicated to my cat only because he is obviously smarter and cooler than anyone reading this and because I needed to fill up some space on my main page.
Approximately 2 years ago, my parents were given a gift from one of my mom's employees. At first I didn't give a shit about the new animal because of all my previous idiot pets, which included: fresh-water eels, birds, lizards, turtles, tadpoles/frogs, guppies, goldfish, tropical fish, hampsters, rabbit, and a dog.* All of them died or ran away because they were too dumb to feed themselves. Since my previous experiences were so horrible, I decided to pay no attention to the kitten and leave everything to the rest of my family. The cat was named Mimi because it means cat in Chinese. Since I paid it the least attention, the cat tended to hang around me most of the time. Unlike attention-starved, indifferent, peanut-size-brained dogs, my cat was totally self-sufficient. Eventually the cat earned my respect and recognition, when it was able to survive for a whole week while my family was away on vacation by eating the bathroom soaps. Who knew soap was so nutritious? Well anyways my cat proved to be self-sufficient and to be better and smarter than over 90% of the ppl reading this article.
*not all my pets died of starvation or ran away. my eels were eaten by my grandparents. I was 2 yrs old and I cried forever. my dog was given away because it didin't have a brain. my hampster blinded and bit off the legs of my brother's hampster. my hampster was pretty cool too. i caught all my other pets and all them died cuz they sucked.
