Yes...me.

You have stumbled upon the holy grail of all stuff that is to be known. Yes, I will tell you stuff about me. And no, I still won't give you money.

Name:	Luke John Thomas (Undisclosed last name)
Date of Birth:	5th July 1986
Height:	181 cm (Shorty!)
Eye Colour :	Brown
Hair Colour:	Dark Brown

I like stuff...yer I do...alot of stuff. Like my music. Mainly metal. Some like other shit, but mainly metal. My favourite like bands at the moment are Sevendust, Disturbed, Grinspoon, Linkin Park and The Offspring. Travis, Coldplay and Papa Roach
are good too.

<< Sevendust owns you.

But yeah, they have like awesome songs, namely Angel's Son, Damaged, Crucified and Reconnect.
Marcus reckons that the Quake 2 soundtrack is similiar, but I dunno.

Anyways, I like finished school not too long ago and I feel kinda useless. Yes, I am a graduate of Marist College Emerald...Uber school. I did year 11 at St. Pats in Mackay, which was good, but not uber. Oh and Mackay is the biggest hole ever. But still...St Pats, rescept.

I know, I know, stop with the shit and more with the Luke. Well...here we go. I think I'm a pretty swell guy, well that's what most of the people that I know say about me, bar the select few who deserve to be shot, hung then shot again.

My best mates are Marcus, Kery, Tahnee, Jodie, Timbo, and yeah...
If I forgot anybody, well tough friggin' luck.

Me and Marcus are like a dying breed. 'Teh Little Lovers' lol.

I was born in Dunolly, Victoria and haven't been there in like so many years. I've been to six schools, and lived in just as many places. Oh and if you ask me where the bestest place I lived was I will tell you it is Geelong, Victoria. It owns you aswell.

Yes I confess, I am a friggin' geek. Not so much geek, but like overly acquinted with computers. I like to play games, yes I do. I work out aswell, but like I play games more. I'm not saying that I play shit games, oh no, on the contrary, I play awesome shooting people games. And in today's day and age, it is accepted to play games, whether on console or PCs. But for the love of all that is sacred dun get me started with like ATI vs nVidia or AMD vs Intel.

Movies are good too. I am like a movie buff. If you tell me about this movie and say like 'It's so awesome!' and it's not, I will bomb you. Something fierce like a kamayama (Dragonball Z rocks your socks), or maybe I'll open up a can of Hiroshima on ya. Nah I won't Hiroshima you, I'll just kamayamaya you. It not only hurts, but when I power up my muscles are like ultra big. I could like crush you with my pecs.