*Snore*....zzzzzzz
It was not me, it was the one-armed man!
Stuff is good. Back you go!
Yes you stooge, me.


Ok this is sort of the shit that I have said to people that makes no sense what so ever, the reason I said it was purely for my own amusement. I love the utter confusion that is derived from my gabble. Also shit that I have heard people say that is so funny that yeah....makes me laugh.



In a conversation to Kain (dude from Mackay, actually spelt Kane, but Kain looks better.) where he asked me to think of a topic to talk about:

"Let's talk about my ability to alter the facial make up of a person with my fist. Well i line a person up, preferably a person roughly marcus's height. So that i dun have to change the gradient of my arm as i bring it back ready to deliver the blow. Then i combine the force from my shoulder and arm so as to get the most power as I can. I then connect my fist with said face, and/or the person can obviously connect their face with my fist, like, they can do a run up and shit."

Oh, he was confused afterwards. He had no idea what I was saying, he was like '.... ok....so.....what you wanna talk about'.
Bwahahahahahahahaha!
 

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Ok. this was like when Kane the biatch was bitching about something really stupid, and I confused him with my 'awesomeness' speech, lol. Take note of the colours I used to highlight the different sides of the conversation. If you aren't a moron you would realise one colour (blue) is masculine, and the other (homo purple) is, you've guessed it, the international colour of gay. Flaming homo colour.

Lukesta:
see dude, you do not know the ways of the awesome and you will never know,
for you were born into the 'gay' caste

Kane:
sif i don't no i was born into the "despatly wants a chick " caste system

Lukesta:
yes, despatly dude, i have chicks


Kane:
yep sif u do
Lukesta:
yes, keep telling yourself that kane for you have not witnessed my awesomeness


Kane:
i know


Lukesta:
marcus has

Kane:
will i ever have the "honour" of seeing that?


Lukesta:
only when you have passed the test, vanquished your enemies and conquered the gauntlet of legends


Kane:
ok then, i have done that lmfao


Lukesta:
then you shall lay witness to Lukistismnessageoidalation


Kane:
ok coolies


Lukesta:
but the many trials of awesomeness is no meager task at hand, you shall endure more than pain, but insight into the very depths of hell that and you get to eat lots of cool stuff

Kane:
coolies thats cool



Seriously he was completely clueless about what I was saying, trying to cover up his lameness with 'coolies', lol. What a dumbass. And seriously, who ends a meaningful discussion with, 'coolies thats cool'? Like what the fuck is that supposed to mean?


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