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This is something that will blow your puny mind...Latest version now available. If you would like more information, just
email me! You can also email me to know where you would be able to obtain Luke v2.1.

Marcusismness tells you what he thinks of Luke v2.1.

I only downloaded Luke just last night and I'd have to say so far I'm impressed. I first thing I noticed were the astounded graphics yet the program still ran smoothly on my humble system. However once you've used the program for a decent amount of time it becomes obvious that it's the AI that makes the package stand out. Luke is able to respond to a huge number of situations all with new and exciting reactions.

The program easily develops a complex relationship with the user which I must admit came to me as quite a surprise, I'll say it now, this program is obviously designed for the female user! However in saying that there's still heaps of fun to be had by either sex.
 

Uber menu screen ^^



High detail graphics engine that will fizzle ur internal systems ^^
  Most previous attempts at a cross genre game have failed miserably and I read with doubts about the fps/rpg style gameplay, however if there's any game that's done this right it would have to be "Luke", I get all the excitement one would expect with and fps yet it still retains the complex plot of a well thought out rpg.

The best thing about the plot would have to be its dynamic style, the program is able to change the direction of the plot based on each individual users gameplay.

One of the things I know fellow rpg'ers will love are the skills and feats one can obtain throughout the game, there is an infinite number, and they are created by the program as you play!


When I downloaded the game it was at version 2.0 and there were a few problems however after downloading update 2.1 the program is now flawless. The most annoying the noobness level has been greatly reduced after the latest update, also the complete arsehole bug has been fixed thankfully, I think that was caused by the high noobness level.

Finally one of the most awesome features of this game is the nudity, I mean what game would be complete without it.
 

Chicks! ^^



Seriously Marcus is the best reviewer of shit that I have seen in a long time. If I had the ability (which I do but ain't gonna use it) I would give him
a big 5 out of 5 for his efforts...Shit, I'd give him 5 out of 4!




Ok if you haven't guessed so far, because your a complete retard, then this is actually based on me, my abilities and stuff...as a person.

Ok here are the features of Luke and it's updates thus far. Also included are bug fix updates:

Features:

- Ability to view and live in a full 360 degree living and breathing world
- Unlimited plot branches with the ability to assume any play type in game history
- Unprecidented AI which causes NPC to react to any situation that the PC causes, ie. infinite number of outcomes, the ability for the program to think and feel freely and to deliver responses to an unimaginable range of diverse questions.
- Ability to manipulate surroundings ranging from changing the channel to punching unsuspecting NPCs.
- Build a complex relationship with people around you, from simple friendships to erotic sexual experiences
- Experience every feeling, from happiness, to loss, to pain.
- Access to an infinite range of moves and actions
- Ability to converse with more than 1000 individuals
- A infinite number of feats and skills which your PC can undertake.
- A graphics engine that will not only blow your mind, but with the sense and feelings engine, this will be an experience you will never forget.

Features added in v2.1:

- Pushups skill raised from 5 to 25
- Muscle Shirt skill introduced
- Girlfriend skill raised from 1 to 3
- Sex Appeal skill raised from 200 to 300
- Depression fault reduced from 200 to 100
- Noobness fault reduced from 200 to 3
- Sit-ups skill raised from 25 to 100
- Master Of The Elements feat added
- Total Hardcore Music skill raised from 200 to 500
- Sheriff Of These Parts feat added
- Movie Buff skill raised from 300 to 500
- Hero + 2 feat added
- Netman feat added
- Introduction of a few new love interests

Bugs fixed in version 2.1:

- Complete arsehole bug fixed where he would call people n00b for no reason
- Weight bug fixed now lost 3kg
- Complete lack of interest in CS bug fixed, now plays CS 3/4 of day
- Renee bug where Luke would cry like a bitch fixed

Features added in v2.0:

- Complete Flirter feat added
- Charm skill raised from 300 to 400
- Sweet Talker feat added
- Hero feat added
- In With The Boys feat added
- Interest In Girls skill raised from 300 to 400
- Cool Cat feat added
- Mobile Phone feat added
- Ability to drive legally added

Bugs fixed in version 2.0:

- Looks good in a red shirt bug fixed where he now wears tight red shirts
- Exercise bug which when doing more than 3 pushups and 15kg on exercise machine would cause Luke to crash back to operating system

Features added in v1.2:

- CS Ownzor feat added
- Porn King feat added
- Charm skill raised from 200 to 300
- Endurance and Stamina increased
- Perceptionist feat added
- Complete MAD Lanner feat added
- Dedicated Roleplayer Feat added
- Ability to stand ground
- Ability to go without sleep for 3 days
- Teddy Bear feat added

Bugs fixed in version 1.2:

- Coordination bug fixed which caused lack of control
- Swearing mode now fixed
- Money bug now fixed
- Ego bug which caused programs running simultaniously to crash
- Witty jokes bug which caused lack of laughing

Features added in v1.1:

- Champion Handball feat added
- Interest In Girls skill raised from 200 to 300
- Creature Of The Night feat added
- Crazy Mofo skill added
- CS skill implemented

Bugs fixed in version 1.1:


- Complete n00bness bug which caused operating system to hang
- Lack of muscles bug which also caused some parts of the program to hang when selected
- Attitude bug which caused programs being incompatible with Luke
- Teenybopper music bug


* Ok, this shit is like the trademark of Lukismness and no you cannot copy it for any reason what so ever. Thankyou very much. Oh yeah and Marcus owns some of this shit too. *

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