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| Ok, I'm like planning to go to Mackay (Australia you stupid retard) and like, I was thinking of bussing it there, and take my computer so I can share my stuff. Anyways, I was like watching tv and the news comes up after some show that I was watching...and it had like 'Bus crashes with humongous truck on the way to Mackay' so I was like 'WTF!'. And I sat back, and I thought, 'What the fuck would I do if I was in the same situation.' |
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You know like sitting there, with my computer like underneath, and you
know people around me sleeping, then all of a sudden WHAM, right into
a friggin' semi going at about insane km/h. Obviously the driver would
like be completely splattered, guts going everywhere, or maybe just slightly
bruised, or whatever. I think my first instinct would be 'Oh my fucking lord, my computer. All my porn, not to mention music...no just the porn. If it is fuxored....ARGHHH!' I would leap out of the bus, past all the mangled body parts and metal fizzling and all that shit. Down to the storage thingy on the side, pry it open with my manly strength, only to find some old lady crushing my computer. Seriously, that would not be coo. |
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 Truck...Bus...yeah... |
I would like rip her raggidy old corpse from my computer, only to find it all shitted up. It would completely change me, to like something off lord of the rings, like that smeagal lad. I would like pull my case out and go on a killing spree, screaming out like 'You killed my precioussss, my preciousss!'. Smacking some poor guy in the head, coz he looked at my computer, then I would run along the road smacking stuff. After smashing the truck driver, who probably would have been killed in the crash along with nearly everyone else, I would like go walk places. I would eventually get to my ex-girlfriend's place, and I would like smack her around a bit coz she is a dirty whore. |
| After about an hour or two of walking and hitting stuff I would get pretty tired, and like get a lift to Mackay by some random hot chick that happened to see my massive biceps protruding out. She would like stop somewhere and like give me really awesome sex, and then drop me off in Mackay. A lady that wants nothing but sex, and then takes me places is like awesome. Anyways, I would make it to Mackay where I would smash Chad and Tony over the head because they are gay, and Chris because he makes jokes about Marcus humping old dead ladies. |
