*Snore*....zzzzzzz
It was not me, it was the one-armed man!
Stuff is good.
Yes you stooge, me.

Um, yeah, I know this page is totally wrong and I'd have to be one sick shovanist pig to have it on my site... Well guess what?!
I have it on my site! And yes, I am a shovanist pig...and yes I know it is totally wrong...and yes, I am awesome. Just because
Kery and I wrote this shit coz we were bored, doesn't mean it doesn't own you all totally. I dunno what the hell I am saying...no, really.
These parodies own you all.

I Was Amazing.
Poontang



I Was Amazing
('Amazing' by Alex Lloyd)

When all you want to do is fuck
But you don't want the bed to rock no more
When the cumshot fills your eyes
You always yell at me then fuckin' cry

With every shot that hits the floor
Just like the other times before
Just can't hold it till the end

I was amazing
And I did amazing things
And maybe I'll change it
When you do amazing things

Someone's titties in my mind
My raging boner's past half time
Your plastic titties between my teeth
Your moaning while you try to find my meat

When every shot hits the floor
Just like the other times before
Just can't hold it till the end

I was amazing
And I did amazing things
And maybe I'll change it
When you do amazing things

And I really didn't mean to push that hard
And I'm really sick to have to end that way
But the things that seem to blind you
Are the shots that come behind you on this day

I was amazing
And I did amazing things
And maybe I'll change it
When you do amazing things

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Poontang ('Peaches' by President of the United States)

Moving to the city, gonna eat a lot of pussy
I'm moving to the city, gonna eat me a lot of pussy
Moving to the city, gonna eat alot of pussy
I'm moving to the city, gonna eat alot of pussy

Pussy comes from women, they can't be found on a man
But in a whoring house downtown,
If I had my little way, I'd eat pussy every day,
Some soaking bulges after she came

Moving to the city, gonna eat a lot of pussy
I'm moving to the city, gonna eat alot of pussy x2

I put her on my lap where where she sat on my dick,
Squished around inside with my fist,
And dreamed about another..woman.

I poked my finger down inside, make a little room for the man to hide,
Was it Mandy in my bed, or Pam...or Di.

(cha cha)

Millions of poontang, poontang for me,
Millions of poontang, poontang for free,
Millions of poontang, poontang for me,
Millions of poontang, poontang for free,
LOOK THERE!!

(Repeat to fade)

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