She may have been created for me but who said I wanted to settle down!
For those skeptics out there who side with Blodeuedd, I am not the mean, manipulative, chauvinistic guy that She makes me out to be. I'm actually pretty easy going. I love a good party just about as much as I love a cold beer.
The trouble started early on, when my mother started putting curses on me. First, she refused to give me a name. That's something everyone should have. I got tired of being called "boy" and "hey you" so my Uncle Gwydion came up with a plan to trick my mother into naming me. It worked, and I now go by Llew. When she realized who I was, she put another curse on me. This time it was that I would not have armor or weapons of my own unless she gave them to me. Uncle Gwydion decided he'd take care of it for me. He made us look like bards and we went to my Mom's place. She let us in and we entertained her for a while. When Mom went to sleep, Uncle Gwydion put a spell on the land to make it look like there was a large army surrounding Mom's place. She woke up and saw the army and flipped out. She was begging Uncle Gwydion to help defend her, so Uncle Gwydion said he'd take care of it as long as she gave us weapons and armor. Right after she gave me my armor and a sword Uncle Gwydion broke the spell. Mom was pissed! She put another curse on me. She said that I'd never marry a woman of any natural species on earth. Uncle Gwydion was pissed. He didn�t know what to do.
I didn�t have much of a problem with it at the time. Yeah I eventually wanted to marry but why should I settle down right away? I'm not that old and I'd rather be able to go to the frat parties. Uncle Gwydion went to Math and they decided to make me a wife. So I went along with it, after all Blodeuedd was pretty cute. One day I went to see Math, and when I came back(three days later) She was acting really weird, asking me how I could be killed. It started off being cute but it got annoying really quickly. So I gave in and told her all the gory details. She stopped asking about it for a while. I should have noticed that it was exactly one year and one day later when she had me meet her by the stream and talked me into taking a bath. I was doing my thing and she started calling for me so I got up to get out of the tub and I leaned on a sheep with one foot some guy came up and stabbed me with a spear.
It turns out I left her for three days, THREE DAYS, and she went and found herself another man.
Anyway, after the guy(Gronw) stabbed me I turned into an eagle and flew away. A while later, my Uncle Gwydion came looking for me and found me in a tree. He begged for me to come down and I didn�t want to, I was hurt and pissed at myself for allowing it to happen. After a while I got tired of hearing him beg so I went down to see him. He turned me into a human again and healed me. Once I had recovered I went to take care of Gronw, the jerk that tried to kill me. I went home, and when I saw Gronw he started groveling and tried to pay me off. I told him I was going to do to him exactly what he had done to me. He was such a baby, he begged for me to put a boulder between us. I got tired of hearing him whine and agreed. I threw the spear at him so hard it went through the boulder and impaled Gronw. While that was going on Blodeuedd packed up and left. Math chased after her, and when he caught up with her he turned her into an owl.
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