Episode 1- Boredom Solved

-- "And another boring day in the fortress of doom."
Amon-- "My liege, may I recommend an activity?"
--And what would that be, loyal underling Amon?
-- "Picking on that wimp Gades."
-- *grins* "Yes, yes, of course. I should have thought of that -- "And what would that be, loyal underling Amon?"
myself."

-- *Advancing on Gades*
Gades-- "Aw, dammit, not again." *gets the crap beat out of him*

-- *muttering* "Being the weakest of a group of supreme super beings is not fun."
*Sulking*"I'd go destroy a town or something to make myself feel better but Ms. Sinistral of death over there would give away the secret to my defeat in puzzle form, or just lose her memories and help the heroes... again."

Erim-- "Hey, that's not MY fault. It just happens." *eyes go glassy and she becomes Lufia* "Ah! It's Gades! Help!" *uses a very weak spell on him compared to hat she can typically do as Erim*

-- *brushes off the spell with a sigh as Erim freaks out some more. *

End of episode 1

Episode 2- Obediance taken to far

-- *bursts into the room* "Hey, guys, how about we go..."
-- "AAHHH! IT'S AREK THE ABSOLUTE!" *prostrate themselves* "WE ARE NOT WORTHY! *
-- "...get a few beers..."
-- "Is there anything we can do for you, oh absolute one? You say you want beer? GADES! GO DESTORY A VILLAGE AND STEAL ALL THEIR BEER!"
-- "At once!" *disappears in a teleportation lookin thingy*
-- "umm... actually I thought we'd go to a bar..."
-- "AMON! GO CHAOTICALLY DESTROY A VILLAGE AND BRING BACK THEIR BAR!"
-- "Of course!" *also disappears*
-- *sigh* "Try to keep yourself from being bored..."
-- "ERIM! GO HAVE A MORAL DILLEMA TO ENTERTAIN AREK THE ABSOLUTE!"
-- "Yes, my liege." *walks to a corner* "I should save those villages! NO! I am the Sinistral of DEATH! I should enjoy the suffering and loss of thousands of lives!"
-- *sighs again*

Episode 3- No dart throwing apparatus?!

-- *Appears with a crapload of beer*
-- *appears with a bar complete with scared stupid bartender*
-- "My family... oh god.. my best friend Bert... my dog.... DEAR LORD!"
-- *smacks the bartender* "Bow before Arek the absolute!"
-- *bows, scared witless*
-- *just sits down on a stool*
-- "CanIgetyouanythingMr.ultimatepowersir?"
-- *looking a bit confused* "Ummm... how about a beer?"
-- *Gets Arek a beer at extreme speed* "Willtherebeanythingelsesir,maybeacocktailorextremellyvintagewine?"
-- *blinking* "Umm.. nope. So guys... where's the dart board around this bar?"
-- *spins around on Amon* "You forgot the dart board?! FOOL!" *blasts Amon into obllivion.*
<-- *revives Amon*
-- "Now, go. AND DO NOT FAIL OUR LORD AND MASTER THIS TIME!"
-- "Yes, yes, at once!"

Episode 4- The introduction of new characters! YAY!

-- "So, master, ummm, how would..." *freezes* "What WAS that noise?"
*sounds of moaning come from below*
-- *Listening closely*
-- *teleports in* HEY EVERYBODY, I'M BACK WITH THE DARTBOARD!
-- SHHHHHHHH!
-- uhhh, okay.
-- Enough suspense! *throws open the door*
-- *Making out profusely in the basement*
-- Ohh, disgusting...
-- Stop that right now!
-- *looks up* Eh? *Draws the Dual blade* You want some of this?
-- Eeep! uhhh... nevermind.
-- what are you scared of you little wimp? He's just got a pigsticker. We're Sinistrals for God's sake! I'll take him. *begins walking toward Maxim menacingly*
-- *making warding gestures*
-- *begin battling* Take this! Impudent brat! ha! *crack bam smack, zow, biff*
-- *slays Arek* HAHA!
-- *revives* Foolish mortal! I am Absolute! I cannot die! *blasts away maxim*
-- *reappears* And I'm a spirit, so I can't die either.
-- ..... Well that was rather pointless then, wasn't it?

EPISODE 5-- THE END OF THE FIRST SERIES

-- Hey, wait a sec, how come we never heard them before now if they've been down there for a couple hundred years?
-- Oh, the author probably just thought we needed a couple new characters.
-- Uhhh.. author? Huh?
-- Oh right, I forgot the rest of you don't have Absolute knowledge.
-- Oh, okay. Hey, wait, if you have Absolute knowledge, how come you didn't know you couldn't kill Maxim?
-- I... uhhh... *waves his hand* there are no plot holes.
-- ......huh? What was I talking about?
-- How much you like destroying things.
-- Oh, right. Man, destroying things is really fun. Nothin' like destroying things to wake someone up in the morning. It's better then Foldgers. Hey wait, I mean, foldgers is even better then destroying things. Yep. nothin like that fresh brewed smell. *gets handed a check by a Foldger's coffee representative*
-- Hey, what use do you have for money anyway? You're a Sinistral.
--- Umm.. oh yeah. Hey.. I got tricked! Get back here dammit! *takes off after the coffee representative*

And so ends another day in the fortress of Doom.

-- Hey, who's narrating that?! Amon, find him!
-- At once my liege! *starts prowling the area.

Uhhh.... gotta go, see you next series!

 

 

 

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