So many people die without anyone surviving to remember their last words, so I have taken it upon myself to fill that void and speak for the dead. Today I will give rest to some of the people who have died on St. Patricks Day.

"OOOHHH!!!, Green Beer!!!"

"I don't see a problem with wearing orange in Belfast."

"No, I am not interested in buying drugs from you, however...YOU AREN"T WEARING GREEN!! I am going to pinch you soooo much..."

"OWW! I cut myself... wait... is my blood green?"

"Back you foul Leprecauhns!! Back I say!!! Noo, please, NOOOO!!!! Not the eyes, arrrrggghhhhh, I can't see, where did they go? ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH MY KNEES, please god no! Make the pain stop, kill me you fucking Irish Midgits, just make the pain stop!!!"

Please drink to a point where it is funny to others.