So many people die without anyone surviving to remember their last words, so I have taken it upon myself to fill that void and speak for the dead. Today I will give rest to some of the less intelligent people who have died in car crashes.

"Go go Gadget Wheels!"

"Why can't I find my lipstick?"

"I normally don't pick up hitch hikers, but I found your clown costume very cute."

"Hey watch, I can drive with my knees!"

"Kit?? What are you doing Kit?? Stay away from that Cliff!!!!"

"Zzzzzzzzzzzz...."

"Last one to finish their beer drives."