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Dear Israelites,

I would like to start off by congratulating you on some of your achivements, for example, Moses formed the first union (Local 001, Pyramid Builders) Then they were the first to strike, when they walked off the job, after the Pharoh wouldn't serve kosher food in the break room or something like that. And The only time God forgot to wear a rubber was with a Jewish woman, And he came back from the dead today (easter) about 2000 years ago and he was Jewish (does that mean he didn't truly believe that he was the son of God), which is pretty impressive as only one other person has managed this feat, Joan Rivers, but her case isn't as big of a sucess story, as you can see the decay and she tends to feast on human brains. I also give credit to those of you who lived between -1950(or BCE) and 1950. They perservered through a lot and were able to maintain their faith. And I understand that the last few thousand years for your people hasn't been easy, being picked on and all, but when a kid is bullied his whole life when he is an adult he doesn't try to make people feel sorry for him, and he doesn't whine about people hating him, he tries to put that behind him and move on, make friends etc. And the Jews that are under 40 haven't been persecuted (I know some have, but some Eskimos have been persecuted too) and they still act like victims, any Jew that lived through WW2 I can understand them acting like victims because they were victims, but the young ones showing so much paranoia, thinking that everyone is against them shows a problem in Jewish culture, and basically what it comes down to is this, if Jewish people didn't think we all hated them so much, we wouldn't hate them so much.

Sincerely,

Ignorant in an Igloo

P.S. Try and get along with palenstine already, they were a lot nicer to you before the land was arbitrarily given to you.

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