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John's Page
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This page is not for everyone named John Robinson, it is for the One and Only John Robinson.  With an ordinary name like that, it seems that John has decided to make everything else about himself extraordinary.  Let's think of some more suitable and descriptive names for John, shall we?

1.  Farmer John

2.  Gerrard John

3.  Captain John

4.  Saint John

5.  Piano-man

6.  John-John

7.  John the Great(er)

8.  Radioactive Thyroid Man

9.  John of Green Stables

10.  J.R.  (Just don't get shot, OK, ranch-boy?)

11.  Hymie

12.  (Uncle) JohnBoy
Who made this site anyways?
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