2. John really DOES have a boat. He even lets some people come along for a ride. (hint)
3. John is too smart for his own good.
4. John can play at least seven versions of "Three Blind Mice".
5. When John gets his new horses, it will be interesting to see who will be happier, John, or his lucky, spoiled horses.
6. John knows three languages: English, French and Music.
7. John could probably make even Oscar the Grouch laugh.
8. John has an over-active thyroid. (That's hard to believe, I know.)
9. John gets a new vehicle if he drops his keys in the river.
10. John always knows what he's talking about, especially if it doesn't make sense.
11. John has the same type of birthmark as Johnboy Walton.