Title: Getting To Know You
Autor: Dana Richards
Email: [email protected]
Okay, here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste in onto a new mail that you will send. Change all the answers so they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will get a pile of get-to-know e-mails! You'll learn a lot of little known (and sometimes scary) facts about your friends! Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you! READY?
NAME: Clayton Webb
NICKNAME: Spook,Lt. Abby Cowen. The others are none of your business.
SEX: Male
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Everywhere, and nowhere
HEIGHT: Somewhere under 6'5"
EYES COLOR: Brown, most of the time.
HAIR COLOR: Varies most of the time.
PIERCING: Wouldn't you like to know!
TATTOOS: Are you nuts?
FAVOURITE NUMBER: 8675309
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Get Smart
FAVORITE MOVIE: Tie between "Behind Enemy Lines" and "13 Days"
FAVORITE COLOR: Clear (it's invisible, duh!)
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Marine Biology Weekly
FAVORITE SMELL: That's just obsurd!
FAVORITE WORD/PHRASE: That's classified, no I mean "That's classified" is my favorite phrase.
FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE: Aim
FAVORITE RESTAURANT: Le Tours
FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: That's classified
FAVORITE FLOWER: I'm more into bushes- easier to hide behind.
FAVORITE DRINK: What kind of question is that?
FAVORITE FOODS: I mean who really cares?
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: Madame Butterfly
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Tie between Admiral Chegwidden blessing out Rabb and the Modern Pentathalon, too bad I don't get a chance to watch either very often.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Exotic fish, preferably a poisonous breed.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A fly on the wall.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Oh sure, I tell you, then someone finds out and starts playing with my head like my buddy Rabb! No thank you!
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? While undercover I've had every job I've ever wanted. Don't ask for specifics though, that's classified.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Whatever color the mission I'm on requires.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO WHERE WOULD IT BE? On Sarah Mackenzie... oops, did I say that?
EVER LOVED SOMEONE SO MUCH YOU CRIED? I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Who says I'm not already married? Huh?!
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of Mother.
PEN OR PENCIL? Black Marker <EG>.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Actually neither, I prefer a plain salad with feta cheese and a lite vinagrette on the side.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yet another rediculous question.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A lovely picture of J.Edgar Hoover... Actually nothing, it's solid gray.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? No, I'd much rather be driven.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your cover blown or having your nose broken by an ex- SEAL. A close 3rd would be having to wear a suit without a vest.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting approval for the use of JAG personel for a mission.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: You don't honestly expect me to answer that do you?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Where am I?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Of course not.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Make a good place to hide if someone's tailing you.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Private cell#...1st ring. Home# Answering service screens all calls 1st.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Once again, classified!
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No! Of course not! (I'll never tell anyone about you Pookie)
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty, but the real question is "How did it get that way?"
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? Don't drink the stuff.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No, but my secretary does.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A shovel, so I could dig a hole and then bury the person who came up with these questions!
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Skeletons (not just mine)
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Mother's Limo
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? The Presidential Limo
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Bud, you're a dead man!
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT. I'm not sending this to anyone else. This is a colosal waste of time.
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