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Name: Scott
Hutchinson
Nickname: Hutch
Fave food: Cheese
Fave pastime: Pissing my bed
Fave book: The Jungle is Neutral
by Col. F Spencer Chapman
Fave ground: Priston and it's
lovely big cock
Unrealistic ambition: Invade
Japan
Favourite stationary: Scissors
Favourite Regis: Lyme
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Name:
Peter Richards |
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Name:
Mark Tyrie
Nicknames:
Swampy, Sparky, Terry Nutkins
Fave
food: Linda McCartney (deceased)
Fave
pastimes: Golf, gardening, car crashes
Fave
stroke: Leave-alone outside off stump
Fave
sporting moment: Scott Boswell's 14-ball
over, Leics v Somerset, C&G Final, Lords 2001
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Name:
Alex Richards
Nickname:
Big Gay Al, Greg Norman (circa scouts 1980)
Fave ground:
Bitton
Fave stroke:
Dramatic miss followed by stamping of feet
Pre-match ritual:
Practice stabbing the ground angrily with bat
Fave tea tactic:
Nip in early "to check the urn"
Fave tour moment:
Catching a whif of Chad's testicles in Stockinteignhead's dressing room |
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Name:
Simon Richards
Fave food: Cricket tea
Fave cheese: Melted
Fave shot: Forward defensive with a large gap to let the ball through
Fave catch: Bus
Fave film: Anything supplied by Twisty
Pre-match ritual: I get changed
into my kit
Highest Score: 99no
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Name:
Nick Twist
Fav Food: Pizza, Korma, Hot Lemon Curd Soufflé
Fav Pastime: 13th Century Literature
Fav Book: The Bible
Fav Film: Uncle Buck II
Pre-match ritual: Have lunch
Lifetime Ambition: To do a one second Strawpedo
Favourite Regis: Bognor
Highest Score: 114
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Name:
Scott Fulton
Place
of birth: Bedford
Fave
film: Trainspotting
Fave
band: Simple Minds
Fave
food: Haggis
Biggest
fashion influence: Peter Beardsley
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Name:
Martin Owen
Nickname: O'Bags
Fave food: Curry (preferably
lively)
Current book: Phil Tufnell, The
Autobiography
Fave ground: Rode
Unrealistic ambition:Take 10fa
and score a ton
Favourite Regis: Cyrille
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Name:
Tim Smith |
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Name:
Greg Closure
Fave food: Steak & ale pie
(Hop Pole Inn circa 1993)
Fave stroke: Hairy-nosed wombat
Biggest regret in cricket:
Throwing the bat in Devon after getting out and
it hitting Sloggy Bush
Fave pastime: Punting
Biggest influence on career:
Jefferson Airplane |
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Name:
Nick Gregory
Nickname: Gregs (rugby season
only)
Fave food: Duck a l'orange
Fave bird: Duck
Fave cartoon: Donald Duck
Fave place in England: Duxford
Fave footballer: Mike Duxbury
Action taken when walking into the Hop
Pole: Duck
Fave shot: Forward defensive with a large gap to let the ball through whilst walking down the wicket to aid stumping
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Name:
Craig Underdown |
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Name:
Richard Booty
Nickname: Booty, horses arse
Fave song: Richard Booty is a
horses arse
Fave book: Black Beauty
Fave TV series: Mr. Ed
Sporting Heroes: Red Rum, John
Wilson (gay fishing legend)
Best performance: Breaking Nick
Gregory's leg on tour
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Name:
Tim Bush
Nickname:
Sloggy Bush
Current book:
"I was a vacuum salesman" by Shelley Rivoli
Fave colour:
Yellow
Fave pastime:
Pissing my bed
Unrealistic ambition:
Play golf with James Dyson
Fave island:
Ibiza
Fave club:
Po Na Na's ("I challenge you...etc")
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Name:
Tom Hannell
Fave food: Chicken [Breast]
Chilli Balti
Fave musician: The Diamond
Fave cricketer: Laxman
Sivamanakrishnan
Fave pastime: Drinking the boot
Fave sporting moment: 99 call,
Lions Tour SA 1974
Fave song: Sloop John B
Fave country: Canada
Fave soup: Hooligan
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