Quotes
Good, bad, smart, stupid, from famous people, from
friends, even from me. Enjoy
"My sex life is like the UC system, all theory
and no hands on.... Why cant my sex life be like a Cal Poly..... learn by doing"
- One of Prakash's friends
"A man who does not laugh at himself is a
fool, since other men will do this for him"
- Thomas Jefferson
Richard:
"its all fun and games until someone gets an F and does not graduate
"dude you could get any girl to fuck you for crack"
" I hope you shit your pants at a very
inconvenient
moment"
"Were we really drunk last night? Yes.
Did Danny make any moves? We have no idea. Niether does Danny.
It was a good night"
BombrManLM: go back to fresno and bang a sheep
Josh: go back to frisco and bang a ass
Chris:
IMEHumpty: i called her up tonight to see if she
wanted to go to rockin' taco, but she said she's gonna take a raincheck
ActionNoah : u should rock her taco
"Actually after class I'm gonna go back home and finish getting ready for
school"
The Simpson's:
" I've seen plays that are more exciting than
this. Honest to God,
PLAYS!!!!!!!!"
-Homer Simpson
"...and secondly, the prison "book club" consists of prisoners clubbing me with
books"
- Sideshow Bob
Danny:
* (To Cassie): danny says you have to wear your costume again when we cook you
dinner. or when you come over in general, or any time really
* "Yeah, but sometimes you just have to take it in
the ass"
Andres:
*
"you know when they say physiological thriller,
and it usually means its a piece of crap? well this one isn't"
* "What's his name so I can hate
him"
* "Can I have a shovel, because that was a load of
crap!
"
Albert Einstein:
*"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on
a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
*"There are two things that are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and
I am not so sure about the universe."
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"Britain is not worth an old shoe"
- "Comical Ali" Iraqi Inforrmation Minister (former)
"You say tomato, I say FUCK YOU"
-Michal
"Bitch you can keep my Sandal!!"
-Mike Gomez
"Gentlemen... the crap has literally been
scared out of me"
- King of the Hill
"In all my life I will NEVER!!!!!"
- Mercedes, my sister
"You should meet my friend Chris, he
resembles Brad Pitt... in that he is male"
-Prakash Chnadran
"You heard of going upstream without a paddle?.... well
we ain't even got a boat"
- I Love Lucy
*"Sometimes I like to
steal"
* "Superman can't walk.....SUPERMAN!!!!! can't
walk......WHAT KIND A FUC#ED UP S#IT IS
THAT!!!!!!!!!!"
- Chris Rock
"God created man on the 7th day.... when he was
tired"
-Mark Twain
"My cell phone rings better than this
[music]"
- Dimitri Boyd
" I tried everything short of selling of selling
my left
nut"
-
Andy Dick
"Sure enough, police say Carter wanted it that
way: He kept playing games with their heart and was promptly cuffed."
- MSN.com
"Why not just follow him into the parking lot, and
hit him on the head
with a
brick?"
- Rob
Me (Leandro):>
* "Hey tubby, can you tell us where the Islands (restaurant)
is?"
* "is this where you keep your Buddha?"
* "Why did you maim the bread"
*
"You can't do anything! You are not in a
position of control, you just have to sit there and take it like a slut"
-
Late Night with Conan O'Brien:
*
"The revolutionary war, we kicked your ass, the
war of 1812, we kicked your ass again. The civil war, you were not there,
but if you were, we would have kicked your ass....
BADLY!"
* "The climate is easy on my switches and my steady
pool of bitches"(robopimp5000)
* "Mean while, back on earth...."
* "File that under
never!"
- 1800 dial AT&T commercials
* " when in a drunken stupor...."
* "suppose we were
playing catch with a knife"
* " The plumber never showed up, and there I was
sitting in my chair
floating around the house,
until the house fell of the
hill"
- Robert Enders (Business law professor)
