A Few Nice Words

Message: SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she
doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.

A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money
than
his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him
a
lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but
married men are a lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
change, and she does.


HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU
ABOUT GETTING
MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling
me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals...HaHaHa

Posted by ex_cheerleader -July 30, 2004

Ways To Turn Down Men....

Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore..


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.


Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually I'd rather have the money.


Man: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Woman: I must have been given your share.


Man: Your face must turn a few heads.
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
Woman: Okay, get out.


Man: I think I could make you very happy.
Woman: Why? Are you leaving?


Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry
me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the
same time.


Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you already have one?


Man: Shall we go see a movie?
Woman: I've already seen one.


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


hahahaha...... ui biru lang ha...pero if u really need to dump the guy feel free to use these.. it would really work....

Posted by ex_cheerleader - Sept. 12, 2004

Love On The Internet

Though I wasn't looking for anyone new,
One day I got e- mail and in it was you.
Charming, sensitive and so debonair,
I strongly resisted it go anywhere.

But letters and stories captured my heart,
Filled me with passion almost from the start.
Love on the Internet, how could it be?
These things just don't happen to people like me.

But doves and butterflies flew into our lives,
Carrying messages we could not deny.
Each person has meaning and love to express,
And we could deny our hearts nothing less.

It's a beautiful love that has grown between us,
Something beyond any words we discuss.
Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such,
Far down to our souls, beyond human touch.

My love's not confined by what it can see,
I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream.
Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear,
"Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear."

It's the soul that captures God's love in a way
That eternally melts hearts together to stay.
Fused and sealed forever as one,
Love has its way and new life is begun.

Posted by poga` -September 9,2004

......Things Guys Should Know About Girls......

1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as
you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know
what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the
hook. Doing something
sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know
you don't.
8. Size does matter.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big, we
like it when you are Mr Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your
home boys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girl friend
is a ******
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you
didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't
always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't
help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head, if you are nice
you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster
trucks, car systems, paint
ball or anything else you and your friends talk
about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over
it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it looks,
we hate it.
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart,
or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela
Anderson's, hers are fake besides think about it
you have a better chance with ours then you'll ever
have with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us
and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock
down
big fat guys, and hit a
little baseball with a stick so why the hell
can't you **** in the
toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly. We are always right, so
don't forget it
nyahahhahaa....lolsssssssss
gurlss rulsssssssss..........

Posted by ex_cheerleader -July 30, 2004