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| If you haven't already read 'The Chat Charter'.... |
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| The Origin of the Chat Sock.
�Jack�what�s a chat sock?� Is a question I get asked often in LS1 and the pakki room I�m a reg in. So much so it has prompted me to stay on my arse on this beautiful sunny day and divulge the origins of this wondrous and essential chat accessory. It all happened the day someone questioned my reasons for having a hand towel and a box of Kleenex next to my computer. I could explain the Kleenex: �.� You hear some really really sad stories in chat and sometimes, I just can�t help but shed a tear�� But the hand towel was a little harder to explain: ��it�s to cover my eyes when someone big tittied slut invites me to her cam�� �� I was just about to dry the dishes��. are just two examples that left my accuser unconvinced. All this unjust tension and questioning not only kept me out of chat for many minutes�.it gave me an idea: Find a chat accessory for chat moisture that can be kept closely adjacent to the computer chatting area without arousing suspicion. Then it hit me��� I could keep a pair of socks by the computer�.that way when someone asks me why I have a pair of socks next to my computer I can reply: �� I�m pairing my odd socks up while I chat�� ��I was just about to put shoes and socks on to go up the shop to buy you flowers!!!��. �.�I was just about to put them away in a drawer�� �.� I was just about to put them on my feet cos my toes are cold��. ��I was showing them to _____________ on web cam��. �.�mind your own fukkin business!��. ( This response reserved for family members.) Chat sock facts: *Chat socks are not worn on the male phallis! Many ill informed chatters confuse chat socks with cock socks! *Chat socks are unisex, they are for absorbing chat moisture, and ladies get moist in chat, at least the ones that spend time in my norty box! *Natural fibred chat socks absorb more moisture, don�t get ripped off using polyester and nylon chat hosiery, they will only let you down and may even embarrass you at your most moist moments in chat. I thouroughly recommend a good quality wool or wool/cotton blend chat sock although chat connoisseurs like myself do keep angora and alpaca chat socks on hand for special chat occasions. * Chat socks are not worn on the feet, they are specifically for absorbing chat moisture, do not mix your chat sock with your regular socks. This could be difficult and embarrassing. It could also lead to nasty fungal infections around your doo-dah�s which would be just plain dirty! So now that you have the gist of what the fuck a chat sock is, do yourself a huge favor and get yourself a pair today�� �Chat Sock� The Song (Sing along to the midi.) Going down to Wal-Mart, Gonna get me a pack of chat socks. Going down to Wal-Mart, Gonna get me a pack of chat socks. Chat socks come on a rack.. There is three pairs in a pack.. White, red, yellow, green and bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue. If I used the white one everyday It would go a shade greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey And that would be very Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty. Millions of chat socks Chat Socks for me Millions of Chat Socks In packs of three������. |
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