| The Jack Snaff Chat Charter��.The Snafflercarter!
This is Jacks personal guidelines for sifting thru the noobies and the chat shit! 1# ��No cam and no mic��its probably a man! 2#........No profile info�it�s a fucktard�.don�t bother! 3#.........If a noobie jumps in your box do whatever you like to them! 4#.........If a cam hoar wants to be a voice hoar too�I click them cos you can look at a cam even when you have clicked someone and tits say more than words anyway 5#.........Even tho some noobies make great pets I get them neutered if they have no webcam. 6#.........Any noobie looking for sympathy or advice cos �love stinks� will only receive sympathy/advice if they are naked on their webcam. 7#.........Noobies are like annoying children and they should be seen and not heard. 8#.........If the noobie is a �little person�, remember that little people need love too! 9#.........If the noobie is a naked midget on cam please keep them in chat until I arrive! 10#.......Any noobie with a suck user id or a sbcglobal.net name will be clicked 11#.......Pakki�s to be offered Anuscam before being clicked 12#.......Profiles created within the last 2 months I don�t trust them....could be anyone! I don�t want to find out that someone is a prick twice! 13#.......I am 4 foot 2 inches in height! 14#.......Do not leave dirty chat socks in the room for noobies to sniff� cos they will! 15#.......Midi files rock in VC unless you are a noobie cos then they suck! 16#.......If a noobie climbs into your norty box feel free to copy and paste the text in the chat room if its funny or sad..(doing this in size 8 font would be appreciated). 17#........With the current influx of MSN leftovers any ID�s created on or after the 1st October 2003 to be clicked. 18#.......I like to refer troublesome noobs to Peg + Daisy for a chat �reality check��.. 19# �..MSN is an acronym for�Maggot Shit Noobie 20# �.. Any noobie that is not in breach of the charter still has to be liked cos if I don�t like them I will use them as props!!! I hope all the regs get a laugh out of this charter. That is what it is designed to do�..they are not rules, they are simply the guidelines I follow in chat to make sure I am not burned to a fucking crisp� take care peeps and Have fun with your chat sox cos you cunts rock! |
Hey folks, I just thought that the chat charter could use an amendment or two. I'd also like to say thanks to Jack (jack_snaff) for his brilliant piece of work, because 'I don't want to have to find out someone's a prick twice' is probably the most astute thing to come out of any chatter (aside from STFU) anyhoo, I digress. Chat Charter Amendments 1. Anyone found to be in violation of the Chat Charter --specifically the no cam,no pic,no mic,blank profile,member for less than two months part--should be referred to henceforth as 'fat girl' when addressing the newb/lurker in question. 2. If you have reason to suspect the newb/lurker is a guy, you might want to try a favorite of mine in addressing them. TwAt is a great word and far too underused today. I also like cuntnut and fuckcheese, but those should be reserved for newb/lurkers with attitude. You get the picture. 3. If you have entered the 'adopt-a-newbie' program, please don't ask other chatters to be nice to this person. Most of us upon entering chat had to undergo some amount of hazing to gain a spot in chat. This new policy of just accepting people because they won't go away must stop. 4. If you have adopted a newb, be advised I'm not going to be nice to them. Period. So don't ask,thanks. All newb/cuntnut/lurkers will be addressed by me as either assbag or with a simple 'yo.' People that "become regs" by self-vouching (most of you know who I'm referring to) should be ignored all together. 5. Lastly, I would ask you all to respect a 'cockblock mic lock' when one has been concurred on by the majority of the room. Fat girls and assbags don't need to be able to annoy us in voice as well as in text. Most of these are my personal fashion of dealing with newbs. Take it as you will. Just remember ...it's chat. Lighten the fuck up and click a newb!!! Blue Suicide ~Xero~ |
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| Jack Snaff's Chat Charter Amended Edition |
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