Hey, that's me, Superwoman, aka, Jen the Princess!Welcome to my page!
HI!!! This page is dedicated to my "Boy Harem". No, I'm not a ho, I'm not a slut, I'm just lucky enough to have beautiful boys that love me muchly! And here they are!!!
Peter "Passion" Thomas
My trusty harem headmaster!! Peter, I loooove you! You so Schexsay! Thank you for letting me call you at all hours of the night to bitch about whatever I please and telling me that I am beautiful and wonderful. You're my one man cheering squadron!! You rock!!
Nathan "Beast" Jones
Who hasn't given me a picture yet!!! But that's ok. For all that time you spent on me, helping me out, I can forgive (as long as I don't become your permenant car mechanic). Thanks for being nerdy and talking about comic books, and being so lovely and wonderful!!
Justin "Stud" Roberts
Ah, zee mighty Mother Russia! Thanks for the great times in Model UN, and as a parting gift, we gave you the USSR. No matter who puts you on trial for bitchery, you'll always be welcome here, because I still love ya!
Leverette "The Ragin' Cajun" Marceaux
Mah BOY! Such a little bayou cutie! Thank you for being my leaning post, for making me laugh, and complimenting my hair (you're one of the only people besides Nate to notice!). I've known you the longest, and you've truly been a hero to me. I love you!
Note: if the poll isn't working, go here: Which Harem Member do you think is the most attractive?
Learn More on the Boys **BIG HUGS TO MY BOYS!!!**
Harem Photo Album - Hysterical pictures of the boys doing what they do best, having fun!
Compatibility Test - Find out which guy you're most compatible with!
The Quiz - How well do you know us? Take the quiz, find out!
Osama Humor - God Bless The U.S.A!!
Ok, news news news! Jen *that's me above right there* is now single. Yes, you heard me right folks, the ever radient, enchanting, wonderful princess herself hath been dump`ed. So I'm free, floating in limbo. However, making me feel better as always are my 5 ever so wonderful boys, I love you! *big hug!*
Also, I am auditioning new entrances into the harem, seeing as it's time to expand. So far I have 3 possible applicants, but you can never have too many! This does not mean you'll get in-- we're very selective, kinda like Yale. Keep checking back to see which lucky fella becomes the newest member of the Princess's Pimp Squad!
To apply, you need to meet the following requirements:
2. You must have a *good* picture of yourself
3. You must be my age or older (special exceptions may apply, but if you're like, 16, dun even think about it)
4. It's a good idea for me to be friends with you, you will have "harem duties" (no, not KP, MUCH much better, I assure you ;) )
And the winner is...
NICHOLAS GURROLA-GAL!!
Congrats to Nick for being inducted into the Harem! How did he do it, you ask? Quite simple. He's cute, he's a sweetheart, and he's got a heck of a lot of charm! He's also a Wolverine fan, which scored him major points. If you didn't make it, be like Nick, keep trying. Watch for his photo to appear with the others within the week!
Previews of Coming Attractions!
My Page!
Nick's Picture!
My Friend's Page!
The Imfamous Valentine's Day Children's Book (A Jen and Bree production)
More Hysterical Pictures!
Sign My Guestbook!View My Guestbook!
Thanks for comin'! Y'all have a nice night!
