| ~*~*Stupid Quotes*~*~ |
| This portion of my main page has at last grown so large that it needs a website of it's own. That seems to be telling me something about the people I associate with...oh, well. This site pays tribute to all of the blonde moments, "brain farts", ignorant comments, and naive sayings which make our lives entertaining and often, embarassing. |
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| ~*(In random Southern accent) "I like my printers STRONG" --Walker M. ~*"You could melt it down and sell it for more than you bought it. But that's technically illegal, so....you could move to Cuba!" --Doug ~*"It looks like ice cream....on a pit of boiling lava." --Brittany W. ~*"Whoops! That definitely wasn't part of the road at all..." --Walker M. (while driving) ~*"I'm an Incan. I live in Incatopia." --Miranda M. ~*"He'll probably propose before you get married." --Brittany, a.k.a. Captain Obvious ~*Brittany: "Violence doesn't solve anything." Miranda: "Violence solves the quadratic function!" ~*"My butt hurts. I feel like an old lady." --Becky S. ~*"You squashed a fairy!" --Brittany W. ~*"My hair is very spherical today." --Walker M. ~*"You know what, I really am a band geek, I just never joined the band..." --Brittany W. ~*"The albino man tricked me!" --Jaki W. ~*"If I move slowly, she won't notice..." --Miranda M. ~*"Fat is fun!" --Brittany W. ~*"Lick it! You're licking Romania!" --Brittany W. ~*"Your vaccum cleaner looks like a gun. A space gun." --Chris S. ~*"I didn't know that dough had fists..." --Brad C. ~*"NO! Don't eat that papaya! Eat this kiwi!" --Brittany W. ~*"The sky looks like velvet. I want to touch it!" --Kristi B. ~*"If he comes back before he leaves, tell him to call me." --Chris S. ~*"Elvish, elvish, elvish elvish, POOF! Teleport..." --Walker M. ~*"She looks like a bagpipe!" --Miranda M. ~*Brittany: "Is that man getting shorter by the minute?" Miranda: "No, he's walking down a ramp." ::rolls eyes:: ~*Brittany: "It's a pickle. A giant pickle." Miranda: "So...?" Brittany: "It's staring at me!" ~*"You don't know what you don't know. If you think about it, that's really deep." --Mr. Kiurski ~*"Every state has the right to decide how to kill people." --Mr. Kiurski ~*"This is my chair. I bought it myself. This is my cabinet where I store things sometimes." --Mr. Kiurski ~*"You look proportional today." --Anthony M. ~*"I can already handle Molly, and a duck is basically a dog with wings...and webbed feet." --Brittany W. |