| It takes you 5 years to get to school/work because you had to walk over the Misty Mountains. You book a cruise as long as it travels East. You know Shelob is living somewhere in your house. When you ask people who would win [insert name] or [someone from LotR's]. You try and think of another 'You've been watching too much LotR's when...' No other movie compares to LotR's. You think you can percieve your friends thoughts. Your in a queue and someone tries to push in, you scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" You claim your large marble is one of the lost Palantir. You call your boss Sauron. Your late for an appointment and you tell them "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to". You go scrumping for mushrooms. You have three troll gnomes in your garden. You walk around in bare feet. You think you've found the One Ring and throw it into the fire only to watch it melt. Your teacher tells you to "Havo dad" Some by Moosey, You have butterflies and go hyper all day waiting for Awards shows just because Lord of the Rings is Nominated. You make up a Oscar Academy Award acceptance speach for all the nominations of the film so just in case when they go to accept the award and they don't know what to say you can tell in to them telepathically and they'll be forever grateful to you for saveing them from looking a Fool of a Took. You make up you own Oscar Academy Award acceptence speach where you have won a very important award thanks to you helping with something to do with the film. It's also then that you realise the thin line that was there between reality and fantasy for you has totally dissapeared. When something goes wrong you immediatly declare that Saruman has it in for you. Whenever someone compliments you, you bow. Or whenever you have a good meal you do the above. Or even when you say goodbye you do the above. You talk along with the actors as you watch the film. |
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