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You decide to grow your hair and dye it blonde.
You stop washing your hair.
You keep a bottle of spray water in your bag so your hair stays dripping in the sun.
Your fantasies include someone out of LOTR's.
Your color is green.
The only ancient history you know is Middle Earth.
You write letters to your local publican telling him to look out for Mr Underhill.
You live in a hole.
You ask your tutor if there are any courses on Middle Earth history.
You book your next holiday in New Zealand.
Your nightmares include Orcs & Uruk-Hai and a Balrog for fun.
You tell your next employer that you must work during the night as you can't stand the light. Your employer asks you why and you tell them you're an Orc. You don't get the job and can't understand why.
You go to McDonalds and ask for Lembas.
You start buying green clothes.
You tie knots in your belt.
You make a costume from the film.
When 80% of your pages bookmarked are for Lord of the Rings web pages and this is one of them.
You get big companies to sponser a salvage to find the remaining Silmaril at the bottom of the ocean.
You tell your tutor that excalibur is in Rivendell.
You inscribe the words from the ring on your execise books.
You name at least one of your pets after someone from LOTR
You catch a moth in your home and before you let it go you tell it that you've been imprisoned by your parents, and you need help.
You meet your friends in a pub and sit quietly in the corner smoking a pipe.
You ask your jeweller if he can engrave the One Ring mantra on your ring.
You get a tattoo of the elvish number 9 somewhere on your body.
You tattoo a stab wound just below your shoulder and tell people that's where a servant of the Evil Eye tried to kill you
You apply for planning permission to build a Hobbit hole in your back garden.
You invite your friends round for dinner and serve up rabbit and herbs stew for first course and crispy bacon for second course and apples for pudding.
You argue with a Star Wars fan that it's LotR's in space.
You wear a ring on your necklace.
You look in the yellow pages for Dwarves so they can help you build a wall in your garden.
You go to Sainsbury's and ask if they have any Athelas plants in the herb section.
You take up archery lessons.
Your dad won't let you marry your boyfriend until he rightfully takes his place as King.
You change your name by depol
You enscribe the words 'Speak friend and enter' on your front door.
You come home and see the words 'Speak friend and enter' and you immediately say 'mellon' and wonder why the door dosen't open. You proceed to shout 'Edro Edro'.
You aren't impressed with the fireworks display on Bombfire night and claim Gandalf could do a better job.
You try and get your pet eagle to carry you home.
You learn Elvish.
You go to the supermarket and before you enter you shout 'Mellon' and the electronic doors part open for you.
You hide everytime you see a flock of birds come your way and shout "Crebain from Duneland."
When everytime there's a blizzard you say with a solemn voice, "The Arm of Sauron has grown long indeed."
When someone does something wrong you scream 'Fool of a Took!'.
Your personal ad says "Noble thirty-something seeking devoted, domestic maiden of elven descent. Willingness to sacrifice immortality a must."
You have LotR's wallpaper on your computer desktop.
You think the trees are watching you in the park.
You tell people your a Hobbit and hang round people no less than 6 foot tall.
You ask your newsagent for pipe weed.
You ask your local pub if they do pints.
You tell your parents that should you die you want to be placed in a boat and pushed out to sea.
You think everyone you work with are in league with the Evil Eye.
You buy all the toys.
You've watched the trailer more than 20 times.
You check the WWW LotR's site every day for the latest news, and spend your lunches and breaks at work studying the home page sections.