Lord Of The Ring Songs!
created by Miss Ringbearer and Miss Ringwraith
"PipeWEED" as sung by Gandalf to the tune of Afro Man's 'because i got high'
I was gonna research the Ring, but then i got high.... I was gonna destroy the bloody thing but then I got high... Now the world's in imment danger, know why? WHY MAN!? Because i got high, because i got high, because i got highhh...dadadadada
"Moblie Hobbits" sung to the Wallmart song 'Rollback'
Rolling, rolling, rolling, keep those Hobbits rolling! Rolling, rolling, rolling, go Hobbit! Tumble down through the grass, and by the trees and hit your heads on stones. OW! [repeat ROLLING part]
"The Itsy Bitsy Frodo" sung to the itsy bitsy spider
the itsy bitsy Frodo went the Weathertop,
Down came the Nazgul and stabbed the Frodo out.
Out came the fire that scared them all away,
And the itsy bitsy Frodo went on to Rivendell!
"Spider-Hobbit" to the 1960's theme song of "Spider-Man"
Spiderhobbit, Spiderhobbit,
Does whatever a spider hobbbit can,
drinks his ale,
spins his web,
kills the orcs,
destroys his ring,
spiderhobbit, spiderhobbit!
"Im a Little Hobbit" to "Im a little teapot"
I'm a little hobbit short and stout
Here is my pipeweed,
Here is my ale.
When my ring gets evil i throw it out
Then I go home and have some cheese
"Fuct Up Hobbit" as sung by a drunk Pippin to a sober Hobbit. Sung to "Fuct Up Kid" by Mest
Fuct up elfies in my head
I'm a fuct up hobbit, is what they said
But at least i know how much ale that i want
And its all the ale i got!
"The Story of Bilbo Baggins" as sung by Bilbo to Frodo in Hobbiton. Sung to "In Too Deep" by Sum 41
Cuz I like to eat and
I'm trying to keep
the mushrooms in my mouth
instead of having cram...
"Horsey's Back" to "Cadillac" by Mest
With the top down seat back
rollin' on my horsey's back
 "Rockaby Frodo" to "Rockaby Baby"
rockaby frodo on the mountain side
when the Ring breaks you will do ballerina fall
wen you fall down, Sam will yell 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
and down will come frodo, with a ballerina fall!
click here to see the full songs for Fuct Up Hobbit and The Story of Bilbo Baggins!

Any inaccuracies was probably due to copious amounts of alcohol
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