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| (since Matt's took way too long to do his bio, Scott K. decided to do it for him. Then Matt did his bio, but a lot of Scott's answers were better...and Matt got lazy and only retyped half of it red= Scott K. Yellow (much more easily readable)=matt) Then Phil decided to update Matt's bio, so his is in...um...green! cause green's cool!! Name: Shrek Full Name: Matthew Dane Kroger Instrument: Percussion, classical guitar, saxophone. They made me a bassist, but my real passion is the kazoo. I know how to play lots of insttruments. I just can't play any of them well. Seriously, this guy can play anything! even like...the wind chimes! Birthday: 30 September 1979 A.D. Yes, I wrote the date before the month. Everyone else in the world does it that way. By the way, A.D. stands for Anno Domini. It means "the Year of our Lord. The years count from when JESUS CHRIST was born. If you write CE or BCE, you're still counting from the BIRTH OF CHRIST. I'm not some weird bible beater, but I just think it's stupid to try to say something is what it isn't, and we count present day from Jesus' birth. Current Residence: Currently stuck to the bottom of a school desk... Still. I don't know where the guy is... Birthplace: Top secret laboratory...but you didn't hear that from me. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. It's called Dayton, OH. If you've ever been there, you know what I mean. I've been there...and I know. Church: Crossroads Community Church and Deerfield UMC. Where do you go to school? What do you study?: Xavier University. My bellybutton, mostly. That's called omphaloskepsis. I study stuff too! It's called partial differential equations...it's fun! I think Matt's into that philosophy stuff...meaning he'll never have a real job. Marital Status: Girls scare Matt. I think he might have talked to one. Once. He'll get over it, though. I recently told him that cooties don't exist...he's still in shock. I talked to another one, but she gave me cooties and I've been in isolation while they try to find a cure. I think he's married now...go figure Favorite cereal: Frosted Moose Antlers and Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs (thank you Bill Waterson), Matt will eat anything...you could give him a bowl of cardboard and say "here Matt, it's food" and he's down it before you could say "the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the two adjacent sides" Favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: It used to be Leo, but now I'd have to say Raph. Favorite sports team: Favorite Mascot: Santa Cruz Fighting Banana Slugs, College Basketball: Xavier Musketeers, NHL Hockey: Detroit Redwings Pro Baseball: Cincinatti Reds, Pro Football: Cincinnati Bengals, College Football: UC Bearcats, Pro Basketball: THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO WATCH PRO BASKETBALL! Musical influence: Himself. His hands and armpits. Favorite bands: They Might Be Giants. Weird Al. Soggy Scone. Himself. Big Audio Dynamite. Two Wood Tantrum. Matt Kroger's Bathroom Choir. Favorite song(s) to play: Handbook for the Sellout. I think that was supposed to be a song that we wrote, Scott. I'd have to say Speed. Nobody's heard it yet. It'll be cool when it's actually a song. Favorite Bible verse: ? Probably something with food. Or maybe something about passing stuff...like "and it came to pass..." because that what food does for matt...it just comes and goes... Other favorite stuff: Buffalo tossing. Elephant hurdling. Eating. Playing videogames. Eating Scott's food. Playing Scott's videogames. Rubbing his face really fast. Stopping halfway through his own sentences. Brand of equipment you use: Jon Kirila's equipment. That's also known as free stuff we steal from Scott! Hopes & Dreams: To win a pie-eating contest. To dream about winning a pie-eating contest. And to hope to dream a dream about winning a pie-eating contest. What do you like best about being in a band: Free food at Scott's house and Heather's house. Pets: His gut. He's been watching it grow since childhood. Also, he's got a brother named Ben...he's kind of a band pet I guess...or something like that. If you had a side-project, what would it be called: Phospholipid Bilayer How long have you been playing your respective instrument: Longer than anyone else in the band. Which is also Phil's answer to another question... Talent is nothing without: Food. Anything you want to add or comment on: "Are you gonna eat that?" no, you can have it... oh, and that question would be "How long have you listened to Polysics?" |
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