----General Cosmic
COSMIC: Hold the recorder and I'll show you (gets radio and turns it on). We concentrate on 95.5 between us (he and his wife). That is channel MAJIC. Now listen to the music. (Rod Stewart sings the Van Morrison song "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You")
LAIH: Is Rod Stewart an alien?
COSMIC: No, I'm saying our voices are intercepted by our moods. We're promoting peaceful terms to people on MAJIC. We're letting them know it's better to love people than to fight and argue. We communicate through music (he and his wife). Our relationship is different. We multiply every month, we don't multiply every nine months. That's why I have so many children. My wife is an angel and therefore she has a different congestive system than a women has. We communicate and have children indirectly. We can have children just by the music. We relate to each other, not just by contact like humans, but emotionally. We control hormones that way.
LAIH: What message do you have for people here?
COSMIC: I want them to be faithful toward God. I want them to be faithful to religion.
LAIH: Does it matter what religion it is?
COSMIC: No, it doesn't, as long as they're honest about it, and as long as they're mature about it, and as long as they trust God because God's the one who's going to get them out of what's coming. What's coming is the world is about to be ended.
LAIH: When?
COSMIC: It's going to be in about four or five more years. The world's going to turn over and there's going to be violent volcano action, and storms. The eastern and western United States are going to be under water. The area south of San Antonio's going to be under water. This is about the only safe area there's going to be.
LAIH: So, If you're in Austin, Texas . . .
COSMIC: You're going to be safe. But that doesn't mean you'll be away from the storm.
LAIH: Does that mean Austin is a magical place?
COSMIC: According to God's plans, it looks like He likes it well enough to protect it. Yes, I would say He's very happy with the location. And, by the way, He's provided protection to evacuate here. We've been doing it for the last five years. (Reaches over and picks up object) This is my star chart when I'm astrally projecting.
LAIH: When you're in space, you're not using your body?
COSMIC: Right, I'm astrally projecting. I'm physically not even there. Let me mention this: No. 1, I was over Russia and I did the Chernobyl incident. I did that to start the reaction of knocking out nuclear devices. They were going to get out of hand and use them against the United States. All atomic weapons are in my control.
LAIH: Are there enemies?
COSMIC: We have enemies. Different forms of aliens have been trying to invade this world for some years now and have been mutating human beings. The one's you need to watch out for are the Grays, they're very dangerous. They're kind of string-bean, they're narrow width, they have a big head, big eyes. They're after human beings; they want to annihilate them. Give credit where it's due. God has a way of punishing and also a way of protecting. There's a lot of angels down here assigned to the world with powerful forces. This ring (holds up hand), I wear it a certain way and it reflects power away from me. It has a unique power in it. I can be several blocks away from a traffic light and, if I'm in a hurry to go somewhere, I just turn them all green. Mentally, I'm capable of doing it.
LAIH: What do you accomplish on access television?
COSMIC: I have been well respected. I have some people that cuss me out. A lot of them take me seriously. They realize that I'm sticking to my guns, like it or not. I'm protecting lives that are well worth saving.
LAIH: What about the stories of UFOs coming and taking people?
COSMIC: We're doing it. That's not the Grays, that's us. We're not doing experiments, we're getting people out of here, as many as we can.
LAIH: What about people who say they've had experiments done on them?
COSMIC: They probably got out of hand, so we picked them up and talked to them and brought them back. You notice that some come back and some don't. It depends on how bad they've gotten into it. Now we're more out in the open, so we're allowing them to come back a lot.
LAIH: Got any jokes from Andromeda?
COSMIC: Yeah. What happened when Texas Aggies, about six of them, were in the back of a pickup going by the San Gabriel River? They drowned because they couldn't get out of the pickup.
LAIH: Would you tell Aggie jokes on Andromeda?
COSMIC: Yes, I would, and I've told this one.
LAIH: Are there Aggies on Andromeda?
COSMIC: There's Aggies from A&M. We pick them up and use them for an I.Q. basis. What happened to the chicken crossing the street? It couldn't make up his mind which side of the highway it was on, so he didn't cross. How many does it take in NASA to change a light bulb? Five. The first one has to get the bulb. Second one says, 'we didn't get the right one.' The third one goes back and gets approval. The fourth one says, 'Oh, mercy, we're going to drop it.' So it took five to get the light bulb in.
LAIH: What's a good meal on Andromeda?
COSMIC: We believe in dehydrated food.
LAIH: What questions are you asked on Access TV?
COSMIC: I got asked to prove I'm an alien. I don't feel a need to prove anything. We've been in the Bible since the beginning of the Bible. We've been involved in human relations for many years.
LAIH: So angels are aliens?
COSMIC: We're both.
LAIH: What about wings?
COSMIC: We don't have them when we're down here. When we astrally project, we go into an entity and leave our bodies.
LAIH: If you're astrally projecting, do you need space craft?
COSMIC: Yes, it allows me to get there quicker. My body is back here watching TV, messing with my computer and programming.
Editor's note: Leaving Gen. Cosmic's apartment, Bob McBob turned on his radio and heard Rod Stewart singing "Have I Told You Lately That I Love You." Different station, same song. Coincidence or cosmic event? You decide.