#1 MUST BE A LOSER
#2 May not be a pathetic loser
#3 Cannot be popular in any way shape or form
#4 Must hold a status position in the club (ie President)
#5 New members must take an initiation test
#6 May only have only 2 or 3 friends that you hang out with at a time
#7 Must be strange (Weird and dorky accepted)
#8 Must be friends with the President (Jenny)
#9 Must take part in Loser traditions at least once per week (Preferably on Thursdays)
#10 Must like Relient_K*
You can NOT comply with only one of these #'s on the list.* (Excluding number's 1,2, & 3)
Only the losers win, They've got nothing to prove. They'll leave the world with nothig to lose. You can laugh at the weirdos now, Wait til wrongs are right They'll be the ones with nothing to hide. 'Cause I've been thinking, thinking I've got a plan to lose it all. I've got a contract pending on eternity. If I haven't already given it away, I've got a plan to lose it all. I've been the burnout kid, I've been the idiot. I'll turn the other cheek to be hit. You can take what you want from me, Empty me til I'm depleted. I'll be around if I'm ever needed. I wrote this song for you, To show how I'm selling out. I'll take the benefit of the doubt.