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| Our Mission... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Our mission statement: We will be losers as long as we live. We will ensure our losership to our fellow losers. We will fight for the cause of all losers. We will maintain loser traditions. And most important of all...we the Losers Anonymous Club do hereby solemnly swear to...stay losers FOREVER! It's a lifetime membership hahahaha! | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| How it all began... | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| It was in the summer before our junior year. One time at youth group Brian was saying that the row he was sitting in was the loser row, but Darla and Jenny said that their row was the loser row. Then came the idea to create a Loser Junior Club, since they were all juniors at the time. The LJC turned into the LAC when they became seniors. The rest is history. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| We would just like it to be known that we are losers-not PATHETIC losers. There is a difference. For example: Pathetic losers are those that are usually associated with the derogatory term loser.(Meaning that they are annoying, obnoxious, a junior higher, or all of the above. We realize that we are being redundant by saying obnoxious junior higher but...oh well.) In so doing we have been able to adapt a new implication to the term loser-which is often used to put down others-therefor changing it's meaning to that of a "positive" term. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Disclaimer: we the losers, are in no way responsible for any miscommunications within the text of this website. Please realize that we are only a small "oraganization" and therefor have no real merit. | ||||||||||||||||||||||