Flying Sausage!
I saw it on the news so I know its true.
And ten thousand people swear they saw it too.
It was shaped like a sausage, it was flying in the sky.
It was plump! It was shiny! I swear I wouldn't lie!
Me and my buddy Earl, we was hanging in the park
We was cooking burgers even though it was after dark.
That’s when we saw it – it was like a bright light.
Zapped my buddy Earl but no one knows why.
Flying Sausage!
Honey, did you see it? It was on channel ten!
Flying Sausage!
Creatures from a planet where they don't have no men!
Flying Sausage!
They ripped off my clothes babe you gotta believe.
Flying Sausage!
Outer space women wanted lovin' from me!
It smelled like a barbecue from far away.
Ship was hanging in the sky like a wiener from space.
Landed in the park right by my truck.
These outer-space bitches only wanted to F---
Flying Sausage!
Honey, did you see it? It was on channel ten!
Flying Sausage!
Creatures from a planet where they don't have no men!
Flying Sausage!
They ripped off my clothes babe you gotta believe.
Flying Sausage!
Outer space women wanted lovin' from me!
SOLO
I still don't know what happened to Earl.
The last time I saw him with that outer-space girl.
He was nekkid in the back of my truck all night.
Police pulled her off and they took him to his wife.
Flying Sausage!
Honey, did you see it? It was on channel ten!
Flying Sausage!
Creatures from a planet where they don't have no men!
Flying Sausage!
They ripped off my clothes babe you gotta believe.
Flying Sausage!
Outer space women wanted lovin' from me!
Flying Sausage!
Spoken: Come on baby, you gotta believe me.
Flying Sausage!
I do not smell like perfume!
Flying Sausage!
Well, it must be outer-space perfume then!
Flying Sausage!
Words and music by "Angry Elmer" © 2004. All rights reserved.