Electrical Pap Smear
Girls once a year you gotta take that test.
You've got to check your crotch and breasts.
Step into my office, the doctor is in.
You smell so good babe I think it's a sin.
You've got nothing to fear,
When you take an Electrical Pap Smear!
Girls don't you know there is a better way.
You go to Walgreen's and buy it today.
110 volts man you plug it in the wall.
If you screw up there's a number to call.
You've got nothing to fear,
When you take an Electrical Pap Smear!
Get your test and you put it in the mail.
The next thing you know, your doctor is in jail.
Got your results back I'm happy to say.
The cheese on your clam has all gone away.
You've got nothing to fear,
When you take an Electrical Pap Smear!
You don't stick it in your mouth, don't stick it in your ear,
You stick it where it counts, The Electrical Pap Smear.
Repeat, Fade, End.
Words and music by Angry Elmer & Steve "The Kernel" Crapper.
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