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Drinkin' Beer

Breakin' hearts and cuttin' farts is all we like to do.
Country days and country nights are here for me and you.
Because of you and my ex-wife I've got you by my side.
Beer can my old buddy, why can't you be my wife.

Chorus x 2:
Beer drinking, beer drinking, beer drinking, beer drinking,
Beer drinking, beer drinking, beer drinking, beer drinking, Beer!

Just the other night you see I went to Taco Bell.
I had a bean burrito and my stomach wasn't well.
Beer can I miss you,
Beer can you see,
When 12 of you come over, I've really got to pee!

Chorus x 2.

This here's my story I know it's sad but true,
I got no job, I got no girl, I got no life, I got no Pearl,
And I got no shoes.
Beer can my buddy don't you see that I'm a wreck,
I think I'll have 10 more of you and an unemployment check.

Chorus x 4.

BEER!

Music and lyrics by Steve "The Kernel Crapper" and Rich "The Catfish" Hoffman.
© 2003. All rights reserved.

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