Flying Sausage Lyrics

300 Pound Internet Girl

I met a girl on the Internet
She's 300lbs and covered in sweat
Her picture looks good she's my penthouse pet
We talk all the time but we never have met

I'm typin'
She's writin'
Excitin'
She's bitein'

Steam heatin'
Lunch meetin'
I'm beatin'
She's eatin'

300 Pound Internet Girl

I met a girl in cyber-space
She looks ok, but not in the face
Her ice cream is gone without a trace
She dresses up in spandex lace

Im typin'
She's writin'
Excitin'
She's bitein'

Steam heatin'
Lunch meetin'
Im beatin'
She's eatin'

300 Pound Internet Girl

Flirting
Typing
Squirting
Wiping

300 Pound Internet Girl

How I love the Internet – Give it a whirl
God how I love my internet girl
She kinda looks like Milton Berle
I just found out her real name is Pearle

She's my 300 lb internet girl
300 pound internet girl
300 pound internet girl
300 pound internet girl

Words and music by "Angry Elmer" © 2005. All rights reserved.