"To write a song, i sit down with my guitar and write whatever is on my mind." --"I write all my songs with co-writers."
"I play the guitar for most of my songs" -- "I only play guitar for like 2 songs on the album"
"I don't want to be no fake pop shit!" ( Doesnt look like you can change that now, you already have a worse reputation that Britney.)
"I dress cool and I look hot, so if you dont like it suck it." ( Yeah okay, I'm sure thats whats going through all our minds right now.)
" I wont change nothing because I think the most important thing is being yourself and that's what Im going to continue to do." ( And you're a perfect example of that, Avril!!)
"Im going to be around for a while. Im going to make tons of records and keep on writing music and performing and reaching fans." ( Kill me now so I only have to suffer through a little bit of it)
"There was a guitar laying around the house -- my Dad plays the guitar -- and I picked it up and very slowly taught myself to play it." (A whole couple chords? How long did it take you Avril? I've only had MY guitar for a year and I can play more than you!!)
"My butt-crack showing is like my trademark. I wear my pants loose, and lately I've been so busy Ive lost a few pouds. My ass-crack is always showing!!" (But I thought you didnt liek showing off your body Avril!! And really... please spare us the discust.)
If she wasnt a singer, she's be " A police officer. I liek having authority and I'd like walking the beat, and im a fighter so the crimefighting thing appeals to me." ( But punks are AGAINST authority Avril!!! Don't you know anything about the kingdom YOU supposedly rule!?!?)
"Im my own person - there's no one else in the world out there like me." ( Im pretty sure thats a GOOD thing. But all your fans?? They're not JUST like you when they put on their ties and run around saying how PUNK they are!?!?!?)
