"I never spend less than an hour
Washin' my hair in the shower
It always takes five hours to make it straight
So I'll braid it in a zillion braids
Though it may take a friggin day
There's nothin' else better to do anyway."
- My world
Thats your world ey? That's uh.......deep.
"He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it anymore obviouse
We are in love, havn't you heard, how we rock eachother's world?
I'm with the sk8er boi, I said see you later boy
I'll be backstage after the show
I'll be in the studio singing that song we wrote
About a girl you use to know."
- "Sk8er Boi"
First of all, the fact that she spelt it like that is enough to make me vomit all over myself. I thought no one over the age of thirteen wrote a sentence that looked like " U R 2 Kewl 2 B 4 GOT N." Second, the lyrics flat out suck. Boy meets girl, girl is too good for boy, boy becomes big star, girl regrets it, boy meets Avril, boy and Avril live happily ever after. Even I could come up with better lyrics and I dont even write songs!!... maybe I should???? Seeing how far she got with hers.. I just might have a damn chance!!
"Went back home again
This sucks, gotta pack up and leave again
Say goodbye to all my friends
Cant say when Ill be there again
Its time now
I turn around
Turn my back on everything."
- "Mobile"
Well cry her a fucking river. Avril, dumbass, you chose that lifestyle. You chose to drop out of highschool, move to LA, and persue your career. Deal with the consequences and spare us your shitty lyrics!!
"Im feeling nervous
Trying to be so perfect
Cause I know you're worth it
You're worth it
Yeah
La da da da La da da da"
- "Things I'll Never Say"
No "Oh baby baby" songs, eh Avril!?!?!? There's nothing wrong with a love song or two. Yet she disses them every chance she gets... and goes and sings lines that are just as mushy. For example, also found in "Things Ill Never Say"
"If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I want to blow you away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight?
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today"
At least Britney never proposed marraige, u idiot.