Another quote i find interesting from Avril herself is... "Im' so happy with the album and how it turned out, and it did really well, but the songs on it are a bit too pop for me and a bit polished." (But Avril, YOU write them!) Yeah shes supposedly writes them all but no they're too poppy... lets give her credit for THAT ONE!!! oh and wait a minute... "I would describe my album as rock, pop, alternative... It's kind of all over the place. Its music with an edge." (Wait, wait. If your album is "pop", then why do you get so goddamn defensive when someone calls you a pop singer!?) and hey isnt it funny how she also said... ""My music is true rock." (And also is that Britney Spears cover of "I Love Rock N Roll".)
"I wont wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly or my boobs. I have a great body. I could be brittney. I could be better than Brittney." --Avril..... HAHAHAHA Boobs? what boobs avril? Getting a lil' cockey, are we? Keep up that attitude and you WILL be Brittney... but dont you hate her? stop talking about her if you hate her so much.
"I really hate preps." - Avril ...........Hey Avril Most of your Fans are preps!!! Thats not cool to hate your fans!! "Its all about the Fans!" I hate you... every word that comes out of your mouth is a contradiction. What the fuck Avril? Are you stoned!?!?
She's a poser! She says she can skateboard. but on the complicated movie she's only seen going forward and going down a HILL. anyone can do that dumbfuck. I suck ass at skateboarding and im pretty sure even I can do that MYSLEF with no experiance! good job avril. she said she's been skating since 11th grade. and shes newly becoming a senior now? so lets say, 3 months? wow shes a true skater. plus she can ollie over her dog! YAY. Lets just hope that dog seeks revenge and kills her in her sleep.
Skateboarding: Again, she seems so proud of her "skater" image, but have we seen her skate? In "complicated" she stands straight up and goes down the pipe once. It's a three second shot! They probebly even got a stunt double to do it for her!! They got people at the zoo teaching Money's to do that Avril!! If they could teach a damn ape to do that im sure it didnt take long for them to teach Avril in "Sk8er Boi", while everyone is skateboarding/biking down the stairs and around the parking lot Avril is running beind them.
Guitar playing: The first time i saw her vidio iknew from then she didnt play the guitar. In "complicated" she played three chords for five seconds, the rest of the time she was just jumping around. The next time she picked up a guitar in that vidio was to smash it!! Next came the "sk8er Boi" vidio, Once again NO GUITAR!! The only time the guitar was picked up by her was when she went to *once again* smash it.... -- come on people, i thought she was suppose to be original!-- but with no acctual proof, no one ever believes me cuz' i dont got proof!! UNTIL something hit me... READ THE CREDITS ON HER CD. Avril plays her guitar in One song, ONE! So once again, is she can play guitar and brags about how she can... why does she have someone else playing it for her?? Sorry Avril, playing one song that has simple chords doesnt make you a guitar player, especially when the song is just four chords repeted over and over and over again.
Songwriter: Once again, she brags about how she writes her own songs.... but lets take a look at them credits once more. funny, her songs are "co-written"... in other words not FULLY written by Avril..... she has songwriters to HELP her write her songs. Anyone can write a song when they have a songwriter beside then "helping" them write it.
Another reason I hate Avril is because now today if you have long straigh brown hair and like to skate...wear thick black eyeliner or ties or baggy pants, you're supposedly an "Avril Wannabe".... so I guess people who really hate her have to change the way THEY look or want to look cuz that how they wanted shit before SHE came along... just so They dotn get an "Avril Reputation"
Thanks for two AMAZING members from Sum 41 -- Deryck and Steve -- I get this:
"The day I date Avril is the day that pigs grow wings, I get three ferraris, and make out with Pamela Anderson and Janine Mindemulder!" -- Deryck
"Im's not sure why she hangs out with us! It's kinda scary, cuz like wherever we go, she is always there!! Following us!! I think she is a stalker!! She scares us!!" -- Steve
((( Heh Heh........ Stalker Avril!!)))