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Shane Carter yesterday made the astounding revelation "I really haven't a fucking clue how to make a basic website". When we asked him about this and where his ideas come from, he replied, "Hey! I'm thick as pig shit, me! I just like, thought I'd give it a go and I like, managed to stumble onto how to put a few crap pictures on a page, like. As for the idea, I just sort of like, swiped it from another site like, cos, like, I haven't got an original thought in my head like." When we asked him who the pictures were really of, he said, "Hee hee hee! Thats the clever bit, like, cos they aren't really us, like! We thought we'd like, use those pictures to con people into like, thinking we were really ace lookin' jus' like them famous people like." We then asked him what his next project was, and he regarded us blankly as he asked, "Whats a project?" Once we had explained this to him, he replied..."Oh right, yeah....I knew that. Right, the next object is to like, get a life and like, work out how to become a member of the human race like." He then went on to ask us, "Would you like to see my Lego and K-nex? I've got an X box, me....me mam let me get GTA: San Andreas last week, I'm dead excited I am!" At this point, we made our excuses and left. |
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