Yahoo Agony Aunts
I have a severe B.O problem and its causing my "friends" to snigger and make snide comments about Billingsgate Market. What should I do?
anon, sags room.
Lori n' Chelle say...
Shut the fuck up and stop whining ...and have a bath.
I think my "friends" are using me cos I have booters and have a very basic knowledge of how to make web pages for cheap second hand laughs. What should I do?
anon, sags room.
Lori n' Chelle say...
Shut the fuck up and stop whining.
Please help! I've been hanging out with some guys on yahoo from the cunts room a.k.a sags room, and I know im not a pretty girl like those in the yorkshire room, therefore I'm now a member of the ugly cunts room. They all wanna shag me although I'm a greasy haired slut with 3 kids to different dads. Maybe all the guys know this and wish to take advantage of me. What shall I do?
anon, sags room
Lori n' Chelle say...
Shut the fuck up and stop whining. I also suggest washing your hair, using an effective form of contraception and selling your pc so we won't have to listen to you moaning about it when it eventually all goes tits up, like it invariably will.
Can you give me some tips to make me smell as lovely as you two do? My man fantasises about you two while having sex with me. I know I'm a bit of a minger but is there really any excuse for him telling me this?
anon, sags room
Lori n' Chelle say...
Well, what can we say except....shut the fuck up and stop whining?
Please, please, please help me!
I had an evening in with a guy. He had a really small cock and he only lasted 2 minutes.....I know this cos I was boiling an egg for my supper. It was a case of Pump pump & done. How do I make him last longer and is there anything I can do to increase the size of his manhood?
anon, sags room.
Lori n' Chelle say...
I take it you're talking about Gary? You gave enough clues! The best advice i can give you is to dump the scottish lard arsed small cocked wanker, and please don't be worrying about his feelings as he's used to being dumped due to his low sex drive and tiny manhood.
Hi There, I do hope you can help me. I have been married to a man for a number of years, And he keeps having sex with sluts he meets off the net. I pretend not to be bothered, but its killing me. The girls he shags are now all his internet "friends". What shall I do? Please reply quickly!
anon, sags room
Lori n' Chelle say...
You have been told many times to dump the waste of space, but you keep going back, you thick cunt! So fuck off and get a life.....and stop whinging.