I keep getting offliners off girls from the room asking me to shag them rotten. The only problem is, its only the mingers that ask. Can you put a word in for the decent ones to email me please?
fcuk, yorkshire room.
Lori n' Chelle say...
We didnt know this was a dating service, but here we go. If any one wants fcukfourengland to shag them senseless and they're not minging, send him a pm, preferably with a pic on profile.
I've recently heard they may be closing Yahoo user rooms. This is not particularly a problem for my entertainment purposes as I can well do without talking to the uneducated, illiterate tards that frequent the aforementioned chat rooms. However, I am concerned that my partner who I do not wish to name for legal purposes may want sex 3 or 4 times a day through boredom and frustration, whereas until now i have managed to get away with an average of only twice.
I've considered chopping it off but am worried that this action may be slightly too drastic.
Please help!
anon, yorkshire room.
Lori n' Chelle say...
Well......er....anon, apart from telling you to shut the fuck up and stop whining, we could advise you not to chop Ci.....er, your partners internet connection off as this may slightly vex him. You could of course slip some vodka into his Kia ora one night then give him a John Wayne Bobbit Trim, tape him up and keep him in a small dark space and occassionally throw him noodles to keep him alive, or.......you could just get on with it and shag him til he has a fatal coronary then piss off on a cruise with his insurance. Problem sorted. He dies happy and you dont have to touch the miserable old scrote again. NOW you can STFU and stop whining.
Oh, and download Paltalk and annoy the fuck out of people on there instead..