| I've seen some really horrible, horrible movies in my lifetime. The "Look Who's Talking" movies are some of them, and yes, I've seen "Lost Highway." I've even seen some of the famous Ed Wood films. I've determined that the one thing that seperates this movie from Ed Wood films is that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" had... a point. ICP's "Big Money Hustlas" had NO POINT! This movie, starring the wicked clowns Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope (groan), is completely bad. You couldn't get anymore bad if you combined the Wicked Witch of the West and all the flying monkeys with Satan himself, woke them up on a saturday morning at 2 a.m. with no coffee. That's how bad this waste of film is. Here's the synopsis: Big Baby Sweets (2 Dope... groan) is the crime overlord of New York, and a cop from L.A. named Sugerbear (Violent J... groan) is the only one who can stop him. I watched this movie for five minutes and my brain turned off. The so-called plot of this movie is centered around ass-jokes!!! The police cheif has a fetish for HIS OWN ASS; Big Baby's henchmen are named after farts (Big Stank and Lil' Poot... groan); and the two main characters where that stupid ICP makeup the entire freaking time! I could have gotten more enjoyment out of watching MTV's Jackass than this film. The movies only redeeming quality was that Mick Foley of the WWF was in it for five minutes as *gasp* a wrestler! I have never heard the word "Mother-F**ker" used of pronounced in so many different ways in my entire life. (Ahem) Examples- mutha-f*hkah, mootha-Fookoo, etc etc. I lost count after the 36th version! THERE ARE OTHER WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LAUNGUAGE! (I think this counts as a foreign film too, because every other word seems to be that one!) I am going to rid myself of the awful memories of this film by hiring the Weapon X project to erase my mind... right now |
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