| I awoke the next day with a huge smile upon my face! air-con, a tv, a balcony and a choice of bed! (there were 3!) This place was a palace! Me and Lett got up early, hell bent on never wasting a single day, and sunbathed by the pool. Suddenly Letts phone was ringing and we were running inside getting dressed! 'Erik the Jew is picking us up in 5 minutes!' Erik was a bloke that we had met the previous night at Splendid and was trying to help us get a jo! He's somebody who knows everyone and was taking us to a beach bar 5 minutes away, just past Minoa Palace (oooooh...posh!) Once there we met two new friends, Tequila ( I never did catch his real name....) and Fivro, a beautiful pure white kitten who Erik terrorised. We'd only been there half an hour when i found myself pissed as a mo-fo on ouzo and was content on ordering more bacardi! i couldnt understand a flaming word Erik was saying except 'lick' and Lettie was pissing herself laughing!!......It was 4 in the afternoon :D After the most giztastical club pizza youve ever tasted we headed home for snoooooze time! i woke up with a pounding headache and suddenly it dawned upon me...we still were no nearer to getting jobs!! Then my phone started ringing... 'Ela Laura jahsfigkdfgisurfgbkuvbskubvs v' 'Whatever...LETT i think its Erik...' and 5 minutes later i'm rushing about doing my hair and make up coz Eriks coming to pick us up again! We found ourselves back at the beach bar, pissed off our rockers! Gagging for a .........gyros we ordered Erik to take us back to Platanias where we boogied on into the night in Splendid. I woke up the next day lying next to Alex ( i know, a scary thought for anyone) As i say i was mullered. Luckily we managed to make our excuses and kick him out asap! Me and Lett spent another day lounging by the pool!....this was the life :) we went inside at lunch for a snooze. There came a ratt a tat tat at the door. It was Alex and he was feeling unwell. Luckily for me Erik rang and me n Lett had secured another night in alcohol heaven plus free transfers! so there was only one thing left to say 'Byyyyyyyyyyyyyye Alex..., o yea, n hope u feel better.' Basically, it was back to the beach bar where we got effed to the max and then went to Splendid. Got home at about 4:30am and had just drifted off when Alex was banging on the door (doesnt get the hint that 1).....we left him there for an hour....yes an entire HOUR, and he still didnt get it. After reluctantly letting him in it was all 'Letties awake and im tired....night' and then about an hour later we kicked him out....again. Grrrrrhe was pissing me off. But i was keeping calm...tomorrow he was off to Mikinos for 5 days....o yes, PLAYTIME!! |
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| Spent Monday mostly asleep, which was probably best seen as id most likely damaged my liver to non-repair less than a week into the holiday! BUT then, we went to Splendid! We basicallycouldnt help ourselves :) It seemed like everyone had turned out tonight, Eric, Nick, Andonis, Charlie, Shling Shlong, Ellis, Danny, Marajuana man, Erik, Tequila and....o yea, Mike ;) I performed my 'Mikey, Letties going to stay at Divvy Georges tonight, would u mind keeping me company?' so that was sorted....or so u'd think! Me n Lett were just about to go for a wander when we spotted MIke, a different Blond (Helen) and a new hunky friend! It was time for some introduction we felt. This dude turned out to be Haris, a friend of Mikes from work. (Later to be named Beast, but you can ask Lett about that 1!) After persuading Lett we all went for a spin in Beasts car. 'shut up just shut up shut up!' We stopped at another kiosk and purchased some beverages! we then made our way to a beach bar and sat chatting. There were empty bottles everywhere by the time id finished n surprise surprise Lett suggested a game....spin the bottle! Helen aka, the most miserable, skinny girl on the planet, refused to take part. Ahh well, who cares?! My first spin was Beast....nice 1! and so the game continued... it was as a result of this game that i decided i was gonna nab Mike! lol! THE END OF ALEX AND THE START OF MIKE... |
| So we drove back to Splendid where Lettie picked up Divvy George and where i 'stalled' Beast and Mike claiming Lettie needed to "catch-up" with an old friend. My stalling involved that of announcing that i could drive like a pro; and whilst fully intoxicated and full of confidence, proceeded to drive Beast's royal blue Peugeot 306...wat fun! We then drove to Gerani beach...WOW I could have styed there forever; the crashing waves and ink blue sky scattered with twinkling stars...heaven. We went and sat on a sunbed, theonly thing wrong with this moment was that fact that i was colder than a polar bears privates! Mike offered me his England shirt so i offered him my halterneck diamante number. We gladly swapped =) Time was rolling on and i was wiating for Lett to give me the go ahead signal (AKA a snidey text) Instead i sent her a text announcing we were goin for gyros and would meet her back at Pavlakis and left her strict instructions to get Divvy George to drop her off. That way no-one was any the wiser as to her where abouts and she could safely polish her crown as 'Hoe of Crete' :) ...DEVILISH When Lett arrived home i had the video camera out; Mike was seductively eating his gyros and i found myself communicating with the less than scary Beast! result. And as they say, the rest is history... well, NOT QUITE... |
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