Various Ism's
that people I happen to know are notorious for saying.
Here
is the list of current Ism users... 1.
Bass 2. Pete 3.
Will 4. John 5.
Uncle Bryn 6. Barnacles 7.
Longhair
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BASS
1. 'Use the force...'
2. 'Kill em' all'
3. 'The people I have to work with!'
4. 'Fork in the eye!'
5. 'Gaiih!'
6. '...Cretins!'
7. 'Foolish humans!'
8. 'Hmmm... bleed'
9. 'Where do all these insults come from?'
10. 'Burn in the fires of HELL!!!'
11. 'I pity the fool!'
12. 'Wipe them out...'
13. 'I am now going to kill you!'
14. 'Eat my goal!'
15. 'Toastie'
16. 'Duhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhude!'
17. 'Don't shoot the hostages... stop shooting the hostages... DONT SHOOT THE HOSTAGES!!!!'
18. 'Vwing...vwing...' 19. 'No,
but I like your version better!' 20.
'WHAT!?'
PETE
1.
'Let me inspect' 2. 'Elaborate!' 3.
'Mine!' 4. 'Give me food and give
me it now' 5. 'You will do
nothing of the sort' 6. 'Oh damn
and blast!' 7. 'Nyes!'
8. 'Aw will you shut up with you're bloody Bassim's' 9.
'I will rectify the situation by...' 10.
'Oh... bloody Bill' 11. 'I wish to execute
the utilisation of the lavatorial facilities of this establishment'
WILL
1. 'Yaaaooouuuu... smell of
cheeeeese' 2.
'Shut up, cos all you ever do is f***ng talk' 3.
'SHUT UP!... All you ever do is f***ng TALK!!!' 4.
'Shut your head!' 5. 'Look at
him... with his Somalian face' 6. 'Are
you still talking?' 7. 'Yes Longhair...
that's right Longhair' 8. 'Aw bloody
Asquith' 9. 'No your not'
10. 'Is Uncle Bryn on Alan Dvd again?'
11. 'Is Uncle Bryn still talking?'
12. 'Right!!!' 13.
'A... bla.. war... oh, thats right'. 14. 'Ummmbab'.
JOHN
1. 'Yeaahhh!' (Dismissive) 2. 'I am
most compunctious' 3. 'A waz'
4. 'Who da
man!?' 5. 'I don't think he knows
what the f**k he's talking about, does he?'
6. 'You really are rubbish at this game'
7. 'Aw will you just eat the damn apple!?'
UNCLE
BRYN
1. 'Oooouuu......ch' 2.
'Aww...Pete
just...keep your comments to yourself!' 3.
'I banged my leg' 4. 'I just can't believe
that' 5. 'I made coffee of the year
yesterday' 6. 'Awww, just stop
it. It's pissing me off now. I'm getting sick of it'
BARNACLES
1. 'Oh dear Mr Will... BLOOSH!
BLOOSH! BLOOSH!' 2. 'Stapely stapely...' 3. 'I was getting loads of action
off Bekki last night' 4. 'Now then John mate, I was gonna ask if you checked
out the'- (to which John would reply with a 'Yeaaahhh!') 5. 'The Gammon
looks rather nice...' 6. 'I think I'll have the... GAMMON!
CLAIRE
1. 'Everybody hates me...' 2.
'Damn!' 3. 'I'll knee cap yer!' 4.
'You bloody Somalian!' 5. 'I've got Longhairs coat!'
LONGHAIR
I
don't really as such perform an Ism, I more or less tend to imitate people. Here
is the list of people I have imitated in the past... 1. Will 2. John 3.
Pete 4. Paul 5. Barnacles 6. Bass 7. Grant If you wish to see
the context of the imitation, click here. 