This is a basic, brief glossary of all my imitations

BARNACLES - I would basically say to an individual 'Oh dear Mr Individual, BLOOSH! BLOOSH! BLOOSH!' followed by a stabbing motion to the abdomen, then a 'WAHEY!' and a triumphant jump in the air. I also perform this at varies speeds, with hilarious consequences.

BASS - I would turn around on my chair and say 'WHAT!?' followed by a barrage of technical nonsense, involving 'No, because you have said a load of nonsense when clearly you don't even understand what the hell I even said!' Or words to that effect.

WILL - In the event of someone talking, I would pick up a screwdriver, start tapping it on their chest, backing them into a corner and saying to them 'All you ever do... is fucking... TALK!'

UNCLE BRYN - I would basically walk into the room, bang my leg on a chair, and collapse into said chair, saying in pain 'Ooouuuu...ch. I banged my leg... Aww.... hehe...I cant believe I just did that... that was the best...'

PETE - I would walk into the room, shaking my haands mentally as though I am rather cold, walk into the staff room in the IT support centre, start telling Will how great he is, walk back into the main room, activate a computer, and start twiddling my fingers in the air, while saying 'Aww... bloody Bill'.

GRANT - In the case of Will, John, or other peoplle talking, I would start saying to them in a very stomach-churning voice 'Nyyyeesss... Mr Will?' or 'Nyyyeesss... Mr John?'. Or words to that effect. 

JOHN - If someone, say, Pete was talking to me, or was about to ask a question, I would dismissively reply with a 'Yeaaaahhhhh!!!!'. Also, if they were to come out with a plethora of, well, utter garbage, I would then look at them for about... 5 or 6 seconds, then turn to another person in my vicinity and start a completely new conversation with said person.