LADYBARN BENCH MOVED!

Somebody has moved the Ladybarn bench out of its beautiful surroundings in the Ladybarn garden, and onto a flat slab of concrete with breathtaking views of the staff computer room.
Even though it might not be the most sensible position for a bench, it still is fully enjoyed by masses of the populous when a nutter turned it on its side (as shown in the photo). A thing of beauty is certainly a joy forever.
There have since been some rumours that this eloquent slab of concrete with two small potted trees comprises the III group social area. This is probably complete garbage but it's entirely believable in this school.

LADYBARN BENCH MOVED BACK AGAIN!

And before anybody could say Buffalo Rancher, the bench has been returned to its old site, at least somebody around here has some sense.
A ransom note was found on the concrete in its place demanding £58.25. I take back that statement I made about people around here having sense. 

DIAL 999! I'VE LOST MY PENLID!

Some twerp in the V group with a broken arm was rushed to A&E at the Lister Hospital when he accidentally dropped a pen lid down his plaster cast. The plaster had to be partially cut and the lid was eventually retrieved with ease. If you are wearing a plaster cast, then we advise you not to stick pen lids down it.