INSTRUCTIONS:

Simply cut out the pieces and stick them on an existing chess set. Borrow a board from somewhere and play.

This game is unique to the world, and especially exclusive to Asylum Times readers.
Can the Dark forces of the Room 12 staff (Plus Tony and Charles, we ran out of room 12 staff) with the impenetrable strength of their front line (Jon Townsend) infiltrate the the robust defences (comprising of Noel the caretaker) and capture the King of the CDT block, Mick Bee?
Or will the combined strength of Roz, Dave, Pat, Lesley, Simon and Jill hold off their attackers?
Only you can decide, by playing it of course.

OTHER NOTES:

Thanks to all the staff who unwillingly and naively participated in this silly  free gift.
Only one person refused to have his photo taken. Tony Parry is notoriously camera-shy, but he was not immune to our specialist undercover spy photo network!
We always get our man!