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| --"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." --Spaceballs --"So I says to the guy, I says, 'Wrecked 'im, damn near killed him.'" --Black Sheep (favorite quote of the Belize trip) --"If things go good I might be showin' her my 'Oh' face. Oh! Oh! Oh!" --Office Space --"What was her name? Slappy? Swanny? Swans-Swanson? "Why don't we look on the briefcase?" "Samsonite! I was way off." --Dumb and Dumber --"Imagination is more important that knowledge." --Albert Einstein --"I went to go poop, but instead this mucusy thing came out." --*Mary (name changed to protect the innocent --"Shut the fuck up, baby." --T-Bone quoting a Henry Rollins album --"Mangy whore!" --Mandy's dad Randy --"Bitch-piss, son-of-a-bitch! Piss-ass!" --Randy --"I LOOOOOOOVE Physics!" --Mr. Keys, high school physics and chem teacher --"Dancers are athletes of God." --Albert Einstein --"It will be mine...Oh, yes...It will be mine." --Wayne's World --"Betty/Veronica/Josie and those hot Pussycats/They make me horny/Saturday morny/I want to be Betty's Barney/Jane get me off this crazy thing called love." --So I Married an Axe Murderer --"There is a piper down. I repeat. There is a piper...down." --So I Married an Axe Murderer --"1-2-go" --Mandy --"I can bite my armpit hair." --Jeremy, this guy I know in La Crosse --"Fuckin'...I'm here." --Pauly, friend of Tone's I met at Rock Fest --"If you really think about it, everything is Ozzy. Britney is Ozzy. The chair is Ozzy. So if I were to smoke this weed right now, I would be one with Ozzy. It's like eating the body of Christ, man." --paraphrased theory of Jeremy and my roommate Mike |