| ever had those moments where it feels like your mind is racing a million miles per hour, in all shorts of directions? i get that all the time, & it usally ends up whith a collision of thoughts...some people call that brainstorming, other call it a migrain, i think it might be a little bit of both. & when that happens to me i come up with these crazy thoughts, & though they don't all make sense at first, it all comes ito focus sooner or later. this is what this page is deditcated to. to all the fun little quirps that race around & collide in my mind when they're left to wonder. so you might laugh at some of these, others will make you think...any way you put it, i've got TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS! |
| I may not be the 1st to say this, but I'll say it any how... most part 3's in trilogies SUCK! |
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| i grew up being told that the world is not just black & white, turns out it's BLUE & RED |
| there's nothing more pathetic, than seeing a grown man riding a moped! |
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| love hurts, 'specailly after she shoots you with a 9mm |
| medical marijuana: proving that laughter IS the best medicine |
| fun thing to do: do a wordsearch, but try to find real words in there that you're not "suppost" to find, & create a story based of each new word you find! |
| Dr. Phill is like Jerry Springer, except with less fights & more ugly people. |
| in my goal to become a master of the obvious i must state that tis IS the very bottom of this page |
| i wonder how deaf people express gesticulations |
| don't give me any crap!---i already get enough of it from the voices IN my head! |
| truckstop is the opposite of cargo. |
| [(9 x 2)37 genius] |
| please do not disturb the already disturbed |
| why is it that chicken & eggs are rarely served together in the same meal? |
| if alls fair is love & war, does that include the innocents on both sides of love & war? |
| prostitution, a job that specializes in "satisfying thier customers". |
| ugly does get UGLIER, don't doubt yourself otherwise... |
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| lifes greatest mystery, is life itself. |
| insanity is but a milestone in the journey of life, some just reach it before others. |
| black has become over used in fashion of the youth. |
| F.U.B.A.R. is overrated! |
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| it takes patience to gain patience. |
| half baked at full throttle is twice the fun. |
| plastic grocery bags are the new tumbleweed! |
| i want a can of mace, filled with LSD! |
| every philosophy, no matter how sound, will always be trumped by ignorants! |
| i am an artist, uninspired. |
| to achieve immortality, one has to be timeless. |
| i am a creature of habbit... unfortionately, most of those habbits are bad ones. |
| all's fare in love & war. but only if you're on the winning side. |
| modern myths are just not as fun. |
| I used to be an agnostic, now I just don't know |