| i never thought i had to, infact, i never wanted to, but i just ran out of room. thus i give you, STILL too much time on my hands, this one is more "old school". meaning i stripped it to some of the origional phrases & the first background that i used. |
| woe to the blind BEGGAR, for he truly is KING of all that he sees |
| Most fat people don't loose weight, they just temporally misplace it. |
| You know you can't spell fundamentalist without having MENTAL in the middle |
| Call me egotistical, but I believe that I will one day rule the world; yes it probably will be when pigs fly, INFACT that'll probably be the cause of my reign! |
| A God-fearing man fears nothing 'cept what his creator does, indeed, he fears ALL |
| Has Trojan man ever come across a devout catholic couple? |
| If same-sex marriage becomes legal, does that mean in a game of solitaire, I'd have to occasionally put a king on a king, & a queen on a queen? |
| If hell is just fire & brimstone, than count me IN! Because I love fire, & have smelt worse things than brimstone after a can of beans! |
| If the plural of mouse is mice, how come the plural of spouse isn't spice? |
| When you get right down to it, handling a gun is no different than handling a computer mouse, all you need to do is point & click! |
| A mind is a terrible thing to waist... so start recycling today! |
| suicide kills... |
| Being crazy is the only thing that keeps me sane. |
| I've always wondered if Sgt. Pepper was related to Dr. Pepper |
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| Public school teachers probably have the only profession that pays on how they're treated, LIKE CRAP! |
| spiritualality is like Money, some people have it, & others don't. & those who don't usualy want some of it. |
| the problems of the few, affect many |
| Never trust a constapated person, because one way or another, they're full of CRAP! |
| beef jerky is my cocain, highly addicting & way too expensive to buy on a regular basis! |
| if life's taught us anything... it's that mortality will be the death of us ALL! |
| truckstop is the opposite of cargo. |
| when people say "think out side the box", i always think to myself, that i've never had a box to think in! |
| smoking drags. |
| is this getting through to you at all? did you know that if your read this backwards, that you're a moron! WHY are you I LOVE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES looking for answers where they ought not be. i mean common now, do you not have anything better to do? no, me either. |
| I don't get the number 7 |
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| still |